Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Food For (Media) Thought

*Ronn Owens: Mashed Potatoes


*Karel: Burnt toast


*Jan Wahl: Corn-beef hash.


*Chef Ryan Scott: Plain yogurt


*Tori Campbell: Wee Chow Mein


*Steve Bitker: Good Morning scrambled eggs, Good Morning hashed browns, Good Morning sausages, Good Morning coffee, Good Morning utensils ...


*Dave Clark: corn goulash, lots of pepper


*Brian Sussman: Baloney on Wonder Bread, extra mayonnaise


*Sven "Spencer Hughes" Silva: Pickled herring with a bottle of borscht


*The KNBR Morning Show: See Ryan Scott


*Armstrong and Getty: pitted prunes and a pint of vanilla ice cream


*Joe Fonzi: chicken pizza


*Larry Beil: Arugula salad, glass of white wine, silver spoon and fork


*Claudine Wong: smoked salmon, rye crisp and a glass of club soda


*Mike Mibach: Couple of McDonald's plain Quarter-Pounder with cheese, diet coke


*Michael Savage: Denver omelet, glass of seltzer


*Gary Radnich: Spaghetti and Meatballs, glass of milk


*Kate Scott: tofu with sprouts, soy tea and 2 graham crackers


*Elizabeth Cook: tuna sandwich with low-fat mayo, a carrot and plain tap water


*Allen Martin: Hot and Sour Hunan Soup --extra spicy Kung-Pao chicken; leftover box to go for Liz


*Brock Keeling: 2 extra dry Belvedere martinis and a beef burrito


*Tom Tolbert: 10 boxes of  chocolate pop tarts, 4 cinnamon bon-bons and a case of Fat Tire


*Eric Byrnes: Six-pack of Red Bull and a double-double from In and Out


*Gil Gross: Egg-salad on rye with some tabasco sauce and Rhoda's potato salad


*Liam Mayclem: Truffle pot-pie with a couple glasses of Guinness


*Darya Folsom: Glazed Doughnuts


*Aaron Pero: Plain Hot Dog


*Lee Rosenthal: Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich, glass of whole milk.


*Tracey Watkowski: Wayne Freedman's leftover turkey sandwich from Grumpy's


*Wayne Freedman: Tracey Watkowski's leftover turkey sandwich from Grumpy's


*Tom Raponi: Grilled swordfish, extra tartar sauce


*Stanley Roberts: that new large pizza they make at 7-11 for five bucks with extra pepperoni


*Tony Kovaleski: straight chili, box of saltines and a shot of bourbon back


*Raj Mathai: 4 Happy Meals from Mickey Dee's


*Diane Dwyer: Steak Diane


*Michael Zwerling: Tangy Tangerine casserole


*Brian Copeland: Byron Allen Pot Roast


*Michael Finney: Consumer Reports catfish


*Carolyn Johnson: Couple of Dodger Dogs


*Andy Baggarly: Liver and onions, extra crabgrass


*Sarah and Vinnie: whatever she wants he wants the same


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47 comments:

  1. Stan the beloved bay area liberal icon : A big mug of socialist collective farm grown in a country with no army,Peet's coffee heavy on cream and sugar. Then,get the hell out of his way.

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    1. Stan is more like fried chicken, watermelon and bean burrito's all paid for with a EBT / SNAP card.

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    2. I don't even know what a ebt snapcard is. I know BLT and Sugarsnaps.

      I'm sure your joke went over big with racists.

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    3. And us "thinkers", lol...

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    4. Stan's blog and racist observations, the hypocritical l lib, is coo coo for cocoa puffs.

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    5. 2:51:
      The plural for "burrito" doesn't include an apostrophe.
      Imbecile.
      LOL

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    6. @7:53 LOL LMAO LMFAO do we really get junior high commenters in here now?

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    7. Says thick-witted 10:56 who obviously slept through class. Now go stuff your face with a few "burritos."

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  2. Rich Lieberman: Hungry Man Fried Chicken dinner. The old type, with the aluminum foil top circa the 1980's.

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  3. * Karel: Brazilian Feces Au' Hollandaise Sauce with Specially Added Non-GMO Corn & Fresh Peanuts.

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    1. Karel - fresh throbbing tubesteak with jalepeno poppers.

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  4. Rosemary Orozco-Hot Tamale.

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  5. KGO Nick Smith= Filet Mignon
    KTVU David Stevenson= Pork Shoulder

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  6. So was the Amy G interview with the cookie monster her submission for a regional emmy?

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    1. Kiddie themed projects work well for Amy. She writes a children's book, and seems to be in her element while interviewing a well-known character from a long running children's show. Could a job at Nickelodeon be in her future?!

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    2. Sounds like a great career move off the Giant broadcasts

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    3. I agree, 7:54!

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  7. Jackie Bennett: two XXXXXL large scoops of sundae ice cream from Fentons with the works. Extra whip cream top with cherry on top

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  8. Dan Noyes a big sauerkraut sandwich:(

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  9. Rich Lieberman: San Francisco Sourdough.

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  10. You missed a few ! ...... (You fill in the names) : }
    ...Cheeze whiz ..
    ...Hot dog on a stick~
    ...Chefboyardeekarel
    ...Coffee with Celeste Perry
    ...Rice-a-roni-Ronnn
    ...Rich Lieberman ...Baskin Robbins with Grey Poupon
    ...Moureen Langan...Fancy Feast with gravy and 2 buck chuck.
    ...Texas Traffic Desk...Dollar menu Taco Bell with Kirkland Signature Butt Wipes.

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    1. Hot Dog on a Stick - Karel

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    2. Gonna add some more.............(fill it in)
      ...Pop tarts
      ...Hamburger Helper
      ...Shake-N-Bake
      ...Butterball turkey
      ...Tab cola
      ...Sloppy Joe mix

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  11. Rich Lieberman.........Cold stone Creamery

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  12. A twosome with Rosemary O and Amy G., my fantasy

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  13. Famous gastroenterologist Dookie Mudrun would use the same name-memory association technique when entering into a room full of strangers. But he was also known to feed his pet lizard a bland phenelzine based mixture of cockroach intestines and foretell the future from the lizard’s excrement.

    One of his predictions was that AM radio will soon do away with all hosts and just sell time slots to anyone on daily bases.

    For a buck twenty five a minute anyone can get on the airwaves and have their say thus capturing their fifteen minutes of fame.

    The future of AM radio is that of an old brick wall covered with graffiti in a back alley. Cracked, crumbling, covered with lead-based paint and scheduled for demolition.

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    1. Rich. I 'accidentally' read 9,10 PM's post. It made me sick to my stomach, and that was just the first paragraph. You may want to post a "Retch Warning" to certain, 'elaborate' posts. Just a tip. Meanwhile, I need another Plop-Plop Fizz-Fizz.

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  14. Hey Karel, I saw your BFF Perez Hilton tonight on CNN tonight providing entertainment commentary to Don Lemon & Co....you probably wet yourself with glee. You're one hair away from being relieved of your duties at KGO, so keep up the off-mike racial comments and anything else that will become apparent soon. Pack your bags.

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    1. Karel claims it's OK for him to make racist comments because he lives in "the hood."

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    2. You, 7:48, are correct! I've heard it He's "entitled" to say what he wants because he, as you said, "lives in the hood." Entitlement. What, is he the head of the Neighborhood Watch, too? He thrill to tell us how somewhat drops feces in his driveway and breaks into his garage.

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    3. I'm not holding my breath about your Karel prediction. I've been hearing the same thing about him since last Halloween; that he was 'one F-word away' from being thrown over the side. Show Me The Money!!

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  15. George Rask: every item on the menu from Tommy's Joynt.

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  16. Roberta Gonzales -- a Mickeys Big Mouth

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  17. Tori Campbell -- a Foot In Mouth Sandwich

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  18. Maureen Langan - Gristled pastrami, deli on New York's southside.

    Karel - plate of dog shit with hollandaise sauce - "Poo de Wattenburg"

    Christine Craft - Raw liver, overcooked onions and a gallon of Thunderbird Wine

    David Weintraub - Day old glass of Aqua Velva.


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    1. FYI. I don't eat liver, though my dogs do occasionally. I eat red onions and scallions, raw. I've never had Thunderbird wine in my life, and Karel is not a racist...I do often have a hankering for Whole Foods rainbow roll (raw salmon and avocado),green tea, fresh peaches,and home-grown salads.

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    2. Slick, Christine. Karel is a racist. He doesn't like white people, including himself. You are a radical elitist.

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  19. > *Wayne Freedman: Tracey Watkowski's leftover turkey sandwich from Grumpy's

    That's the hardest you've ever made me laugh. My side hurts.

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  20. Heather Holmes... peach pie

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  21. Pickled tongue and raw onions for Karel. He'd like it, since he steps on his own so often.

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    1. 10;58 I have Karel all set up with a pre-order of Mountian Oysters, and for dessert, a deep Funnel Cake!

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  22. D Bruce - Wish Sandwich, Ricochet Biscuit

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  23. Catherine Heenan: Pot of Earl Gray, scone and a container of Superfood.

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  24. Best laugh I've had all week. Great job Rich!

    Favorite Quote: *Sarah and Vinnie: whatever she wants he wants the same

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  25. Rich Lieberman - Fruit, Cock, Tail. LOL!

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