A reader tipped me off that the dynamic duo of faux shock and awe on Alice Radio's dreadful, "Sarah and Vinnie" referred to me, indirectly, (cowards), last week during their dreck toilet play that sounds like some hissy fit between a male and female yenta out of Bakersfield. Here's the link: listen, beginning around 6: 30.
As I have mentioned here too many times, I have tried hard to listen to this his-and-her pedantic audio bludgeon but it was so bad it literally induced me to sleep to a point where a Janet Reno wet dream was more compelling. Typical shit SF FM radio minutiae personified.
Ironically, a tipster who roams the halls of the CBS TV/Radio studio outpost at 855 Battery said the gruesome twosome were feuding. The zaftig one, who looks as if she swallowed half of El Capitan steals quite a bit more cash than her doofus partner, some Neanderthal dimwit, "Vinnie", straight out of the tourist portion of a Vegas IHop. Frankly, I don't give a rat's ass about either of 'em and even if I did I'd begin puking out the pig vomit both of them and their wussy interns spew forth. Thank God for Satellite radio.
And another thing, yenta #1 and you're pimply-faced "staff", if you going to play rough footsy with me and rip, at least have the balls and vagina to come at me directly --as if "that blogger" gave you any satisfaction and that your boss had to call you into the office to see what was going on. Dummies.
I called you out and the story about your internal bitching is good. If you want to play hard ball then you might want to do a better background check on some of your past human anal warts who provided me the goods. Other than that, have a nice day and get your toilet fixed-- there's a lot of leaks in it. Not than it really matters.
Furthermore when you get a show that's a quarter listenable without the half-baked bleeps and fake and manufactured sexual dog shit, I'll try to stomach myself to give you guys a second chance. On second thought, go back to the hotel and gorge on a box of Cheetos. I have things to do. Have a nice day.
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ReplyDeleteIs Vinnie gay? His delivery is quite odd....almost Adam Carolla-ish but also with some Karel in his voice...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Karel. That fat slob with crooked teeth had the nerve to say that the teeth of the actor who played the Somali pirate in captain Phillips had "bad teeth". Karel you schmuck look in the mirror. I bet the Somali actor gets more action than you do honey. As to Vincent and the over paid hag who cares man!? Don't sweat those two losers. I heard their stupid rant. I'm glad I never heard of their show. It sounds like it might be worse than Weintraub's show on KGONE. F-them! Truth hurts I guess...
DeleteAnonymous: If you've never heard of their show then how can you speak so cruelly when you've never taken the time to listen!!! So easy to speak cruelly when you hide behind Anonymous. This is the problem with people now...........nobody thinks about how cruel words can affect people's feelings. You can criticize but it needs to be effective and have facts behind it without F bombs, calling people names, etc..... Think you need to think about your behavior.
DeleteAnonymous and Lieberman: Think a little more carefully about how your words can hurt someone. How would you feel if it was you they were talking about on the internet for the world to see? Wouldn't make you feel good so why be so mean others. You can't take back what is already out there forever. This is why our world is going down the drain. Sad and a cruel society with this kind of behavior. No wonder kids are messed up ..... adults are not good role models with this kind of behavior!
@11:31 did you not hear the vicious words Vincent and the hag used to refer to Rich and his blog in their little rant? They're on radio spewing forth such vitriol! Where's your outrage about what they said?
DeleteEpic quoteable Lieberman there.... wow.
ReplyDeleteI actually enjoy their show..... it's an easy way to start the day. Water cooler stuff. Not "news".
ReplyDeleteI'm a little confused about why Vinnie would be upset *today* with Sarah about her salary. She's always made a ton more than him.
Tikki.
I don't know why he'd be upset with her. If anything, he should be upset with his agent. It's the agent's job to get him a bigger paycheck. It's not his co-worker's fault.
DeleteYou are stupid and it is not true.
ReplyDeleteWow Rich. you really are a miserable bastard aren't you?
ReplyDeleteI'd Vinnie hadn't drunk himself off the show years ago, he'd be making as much as Sarah. His fault, he knows it. If money is such a problem, why did he sigh a new contract last year? He could've left. You complain, but their mentioning you got you hits, right?!
ReplyDeleteThe only local morning show I can stand listening to these days is Lamont and Tonelli on the Bone. And then just barely. The local morning show died when Alex Bennett went off the air, he had the format perfected. Good guests, local issues (occasionally he got serious) and only four songs per hour - two after each news-weather-traffic segment and those never lasted more than a couple of minutes. So by the time you add commercials you'd get a minimum of 40 minutes of GOOD content per hour. And it was local - remember the time he invited readers to join him in smashing a meter maid buggy to pieces in protest of outrageous parking ticket fines? I'd enjoy listening to Bobcat, Slayon, Jeremy S. Kramer and countless other comics that would often get bleeped due to their profanity. Heck, even Will durst was kinda funny back then before he became the self-important pinko he is today. The time they broadcasted the show from NY was classic and the special "Breakfast with Bennett" broadcasts were EVENTS! Remember the Finders playing their local hit "Bad Food" and changing the words to honor our favorite regional chain "Doggie Diner"? What happened to GREAT local morning shows? As I said I can barely stand Lamont and Tonelli - I find the good stuff they do hilarious but they also come off as lazy with way too much music to fill the air. Since the demise of KUSF I really only listen to the Bone - Nikki Blakk has really become a good on air personality, she has improved so much over the last five years. Or I'll find an out of town station on I Heat Radio but my favorite has got to be U7 Radio with non-stop archived Art Bell programs.
ReplyDeleteYou are just trying to get the show to talk about you. Salad and Bonnie are awesome. Look at their ratings and following vs yours. Jealousy is unbecoming. Vinnie knows exactly why Sarah makes more. He left the show for years and she didn't, simple. Your such a jerk to put her down for the way she looks. I think she is beautiful and I love the fact she is cool with her size. Not big not small, I think just right. Back off of peeps!! JERK
ReplyDeleteWhile this market was legendary for Dr. Don Rose, Sarah and Vinnie (and in the five years Vinnie "fell off his rocker", No Name) dominated radio that didn't include the call letters KCBS. The thing is that, yes Vinnie will be behind and knows it and is fine with it. He may sound it, but Vinnie isn't gay, and just had a kid with a hot piece of ass.
ReplyDeleteBut he was always second fiddle to paychecks. Sarah has been loaded hence why she can afford a "big ass house" in Mill Valley and can't be happy until she remodels it every other year. Heck, Sarah's hubby doesn't need to work. Meanwhile Vinnie is working on a Santa Cruz condo...
It's a damn good morning show, it could lose it's phone screener who just drags along like Eeyore.
your writing is so hipstery
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