NEW POLL: Name the Bay Area media personality, male or female, TV/radio, that gives you thoughts of orgasm.
Don't fake it.
Comments welcome and encouraged. Please be specific and humane.
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Rich, are you sure you graduated from high school?
ReplyDeletePam Moore and Kate Kelly (especially if together)
ReplyDeleteI saw Kate Kelley on a new awards show over the weekend. She has softened a bit,her hair is a bit longer...but she's only aging slowly. Might go into her 60's with pretty much the same figure she had in college. I doubt she EVER stepped in a all-you-can eat- buffet in her life. .
DeleteI have a dream of being the meat in a Michael Wiener and Allen Ginsberg Sandwich, inside Cafe Trieste, of course.
ReplyDeleteChristine Craft, circa 1985
ReplyDeleteJulie Watts....quite possibly the biggest chest in Bay Area News history.
ReplyDeleteMore of an "ass man" myself, which is why I choose Karel
DeleteJULIE WATTS!? What kind of sick-puke are you? The woman just had a baby; so her tits are BIG. Are you going to love her when she's back to 32B?
DeleteHeather Holmes
ReplyDeleteSweeps week?
ReplyDeleteAmy G
ReplyDeleteWiiiiiilllllllbuuuuurrrrrrr.
DeleteThe date wouldn't cost much. A bale of hay and some sugar cubes.
Amy G is a pretty woman. Your comment is bigoted, by the way.
DeleteI am truly sorry if I offended any horses out there.
Delete@3:05 Don't get upset over that comment. I'm sure Amy G is a magnificent horse. I hear she stays in one of the best horse stalls in the Bay Area. The one that Darya stays at too!
DeleteStan
ReplyDeleteThank you. Woman have complimented my George Clooney eyes. And I have lost a few pounds.
DeleteI'm a catch!
And btw,I like that this topic is labeled under "Human Sexuality" because it IS NORMAL human sexuality. Can't figure why good natured lusting offends so many on this.
DeleteDarya for the win
ReplyDeleteMike Shumann!
ReplyDeleteThe local talent...meh. Not tonight, I have a headache.
ReplyDeleteHeather Holmes, definitely. The Russian Kron weather gal left...
ReplyDeleteMark Ibanez and Elaine Corral
ReplyDeleteBruce Magowan
ReplyDeleteAnne Makovec.
ReplyDeleteHenry Tenenbaum
ReplyDeleteChristina Loren & Dan Noyes!!
ReplyDeleteOverall Heather Holmes makes me swoon. Back in the day when I was in my mid-teens Ana Chavez and Kate Kelly did it for me. If it is about chests and a one night stand I'd go with Jackie Bennett
ReplyDeleteKATIE UTEHS
ReplyDeleteJan Wahl
ReplyDeleteRich Lieberman and Ray Ratto
ReplyDeleteDarya!!!
ReplyDeleteHenry Tenenbaum
ReplyDeleteBrian Hackney
ReplyDeleteKarel
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed...and this is only if she never says a word...Elizabeth Cook.
ReplyDeleteAnn Notorangelo for her eyes.
Yes, Liz has improved nicely since her honeymoon; she seems more comfortable in her role. I am encouraged.
DeleteAnn? I just can't get past her course features to see any beauty, Plus she needs some extreme vocal training to control those wildly fluctuating emotings. Note to Ann: one octave will do.
Yeah, I gotta admit that I think that Liz is cute.
DeleteExtreme vocal training? Wildly fluctuating emotings? One octave will do? Wow! I question the constructiveness of those assessments.
DeleteHenry Tenenbaum! FTW!
ReplyDeleteI don't get all the Heather Holmes references. Her face is pinched together/narrow, she doesn't have a hot body; if anything she looks like a Simpsons character.
ReplyDeleteI could see if someone said Ally Rasmus, she's hot! Or others too, but I keep seeing Heather Holmes listed in these type of columns/comments, and I just don't get it?
Heather Holmes is hot. What are you talking about? Great face, sexy lips, nice body. Yummie!
DeleteI suppose if you like a Simpson head with small eyes and a nondescript body, she's yummy. I'd go with Gasia or Ally Rasmus or Claudine Wong before Heather Holmes anytime, myself.
DeleteHonestly, Heather's face looks like it's been horizontally compressed...
Ken Bastida & Terry Mc Sweeny!
ReplyDeleteKimberly Tere....HOT!
ReplyDeleteAnny Hong!!! on KRON. Speaking of KRON, Erica Kato and Janu
ReplyDeleteVicki Liviakis, Christina Loren, Roberta Gonzales and Leslie Sbrocco.
ReplyDeleteVicki is HOT!! Plus she gets bonus points for being Greek. Christina could be a Playboy Playmate okay maybe more a Hustler Honey or Penthouse Pet, either way a good reason to get UP in the morning. I often see Roberta sporting a lot of leather and even some punk looking bracelets, something tells me she's got a room in her house full of whips, chains and other adult toys. I almost hate to add Leslie to my list because her husband Leonard is a very cool dude who's been in the advertising side of Bay Area media for years but hey, what are friends for? Leslie has that MILF next door look plus she seems to like her wine. Perfect for a boozy lunch and a nooner!
What a disgusting and childish post, Rich.
ReplyDelete...but since you asked, I dream of getting lost in Terilyn Joe's hair.
Gasia.....hot, Hot, HOT...!!!
ReplyDeleteJanelle Wang
ReplyDeleteTop 3: Carolyn Johnson (hot and classy); Vicki Liviakis (hotter with age); Justine Waldman (dark hair hottie)
ReplyDeleteBottom 3: Darya (all fake); Radnich's wife (for marrying Raddy); Catherine Heenan (old nun)
Off topic...Rich, haven't seen you mention the Coke Commercial run on SuperBowl Sunday. Such righteous indignation coming from RightWing Republicans who were so horribly offended by it. As raging Republican, Glen Beck said:
ReplyDelete‘Why? You need that to divide us politically?’ Because that’s all this ad is,” Beck said. “It’s an in your face — and if you don’t like, if you’re offended by it, then you’re a racist. If you do like it, well then you’re for immigration, that’s what it is. You’re for progress. That’s all this is, is to divide people.”
Check out this savvy Atlanta Georgia Newscaster's TV response to the outrageous Republican COKE Freak-Out:
http://www.11alive.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=3148192945001&odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|featured
Here's the beautiful original Coke Commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrvcnbSoz-c
I hear Republicans say, "Democrats are forcing 'change' down our throats!"
No, get with the program Republicans, America's evolving and you're not keeping up. As we naturally evolve, backward-thinking Pubs will either catch-on or be left in the dust.
I'm not a Republican and I WAS offended by the ad.
DeleteMore background. My mother legally immigrated to this country before I was born. Though English was not her native language, she DID speak English when she arrived here. She has told me she is offended when people speak Spanish to her before another language, just because she has dark hair and eyes. ("Racial" profiling is not limited to those mean old law enforcement officers in Arizona…)
The U.S. accomplished great things in the past, and what helped was the common culture, a major component of which was the de facto official language of English. The coca cola commercial DOES promote a Balkanization of our country, and if you feel otherwise, you are leading a blinkered existence.
Those who will be left in the dust will be all residents of the U.S. if we allow the brainwashed proponents of such Balkanization to continue with this trend. There is a difference between diversity and chaos. All great nations have had a cohesive element (or elements) and other nations will move past ours in the standard of living and other important quality of life issues if we allow the fragmentation of our society.
DeleteTo 8:48
DeleteEver heard of 'E Pluribus Unum'?
I took that commercial completely different. I thought it showed how the rest of the world loves America.
Delete@8:48 Get a life, it's a fucking commercial. People are so stupid these days. All this faux outrage about a Super Bowl spot? Get a grip on reality, loser. Talk about a blinkered existence.
DeleteAll this real outrage over a post on a blog. Get a grip on something besides your tallywhacker. Yes, you lead a blinkered existence, 9:33.
DeleteIf it's OK for Coke to make the commercial, in free America, it's still OK to express one's opinion about it, especially when said opinion is expressed w/o the vitriol that your post contains?
Or are some pigs more equal than others nowadays?
9:03, you do understand the "unum" part, don't you?
DeleteAmericans are such dim wits and here is a perfect example. Of all the atrocities in the world to get offended about you idiots choose to be offended by the commercial of a conglomerate. You're the same type of fools no doubt who were ready to riot on the streets if big gulps were banned. The empire keeps on crumbling!
Delete@10:48, you are completely entitled to your own wrong opinion. Damn fool.
DeleteNo, 11:58, folks who are upset about the coca cola commercial don't riot. Those who riot are those who are upset about a court decision involving a thug who was dealt with by police, and who then destroy their own neighborhoods. When I get upset with a coca cola commercial, I don't purchase coca cola, I don't destroy my own neighborhood (or anyone else's…).
DeleteOffended? Nobody was offended in '70 when Coke sang it wanted"to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony" That had the same cast too..only grandma and grandpa's by now.
DeleteNo one was offended in the 70s when that spot ran because it didn't take an American song/institution and balkanize it by using different languages to perform it. That spot from the 70s was well done. Coca cola would have been better served by redoing that, instead of balkanizing "America the Beautiful".
DeleteAs for the open minded poster at 12:31, that's great that you feel like adding "damn fool" to your opinion. You have the same sort of open mindedness of so many liberals. And you know what? It's that sort of open mindedness that drove me from leaning pretty far to the left to being much more centrist over the last five years. Because the "liberal" mindset is as close minded as that of any Jerry Falwell supporter.
Wrong @12:32 I clearly remember seeing on the news plenty of tubby aryans showing absolute outrage that their "freedoms" to get fat were being trampled on. They said they were ready to take to the streets if big gulps were banned.
DeleteOh my, conservatives are outraged again.
DeleteThis is America. It's a free country. You don't get to tell me what language I have to sing my songs in. If you don't like it, get the hell out.
2:13, you don't get the contradiction in your post, do you? Simpleton fool. It's dolts like you that put people like Obama, Mao, Stalin, and that evil paperhanger from Austria in power.
Delete1:20, you don't see how your post is bigoted and possibly "racist", do you? Literal moron.
Hey dipstick at 1:20. Did those people you so disparagingly (and in a bigoted manner, too) describe actually riot, as in break windows, and pillage Foot Lockers? Or did they strongly voice their anger at something? Big difference, Napoleon.
DeleteHey 3:08, If I eat a Chik-Fil-A sandwich and wash it down with a Coke, what happens?
DeleteGet a grip.
4:03, you'd have Chik-Fil-A and coke in your stomach.
DeleteTo quote Gilda Radner, "you're not too bright, are you?"
I am @1:20, funny how right wingers get mad when I use the word Aryan but your use of coded language such as "thugs, foot lockers, burning down their own neighborhoods" is OK? Take a hike and go drink your big gulps hypocrite bums!
DeleteJan Wahl. Who else is there, really?
ReplyDelete"You can leave the hat on, baby!"
Deletewell if forced to choose you have to go with the KRON exotic mafia Erika and Janu.. man, what a party that would be.. that new Cristina Rendon on ch2 is a straight up dime piece too (that means 10 for all you baby boomers)
ReplyDeleteCarolyn Johnson.........bright, beautiful and bodacious!
ReplyDeleteShe's the best. Everything about her wins.
DeleteAll kidding aside, for raw lust-fullness I'd go with Rosemary Orozco, Liviakis, Janu Arasu and Darya if she's having a good day.
ReplyDeleteHere you go again, acting Sophomoric, degrading women, what a "Putz" you still are!!
ReplyDeleteYes, Rich is.
DeleteKatie Marzullo!
ReplyDeleteGeez, are you skewing to the teenage boy demographic all of a sudden?
ReplyDeleteBut since you asked . . . Tara Moriarty, though Katie Marzulo has been in my dreams of late . . . ;-)
As others have said, Henry Tenenbaum. A close second would be Mr. Russell himself.
ReplyDeleteClaudine Wong is the hottest female on KTVU.
ReplyDeleteClaudine Wong is indeed very fine, but I do have to say that Ally Rasmus move the needle that much more.
DeleteGasia is quite easy on the eyes as well!
That's the anchor I was thinking of too. I knew her name was Sum Ting Wong!
DeleteMichelle Greico. I wonder if she digs skydiving,mountain biking, traveling the world, eating at the best places?
ReplyDelete'Cause I don't. She would have to lower her expectations...quite a bit.lol..
that made me laugh, thanks Stan, I needed that.
DeleteAll you 'dignified' San Francisco Merchants and Sales Reps quickly hopped off your high horse to answer his question, personal and embarrassing though it was. Apparently, Rich knows his main demographic base. Clever move, Rich. Somebody would make money by printing up some Baseball style cards, featuring the Local News people. Yes, I'm serious. Would'nt you buy a pack with some fresh pink bubble gum? I would, at the POP of a bubble.
ReplyDeleteJust need to add to this....After 7AM in the Bay Area, I switch to KPIX and watch Norah O'Donnell and her mesmerizing blue eyes and her MILF figure and her wonderful clothes...No one in the Bay Area compares.
ReplyDeleteIn the LA market, there are close seconds....including Jackie Johnson. At GMA...Ginger Zee is worth a look see.....
Christina Loren, hands down..... followed by Julie Haener, Heather Holmes, Carolyn Johnson..... and from back in the day, Kate Kelly, Claudia Cowan, Shannon O'Donnell and Leslie Griffith. (I've got a thing for blondes). ;-)
ReplyDeleteErica Kato. Beautiful, sexy, and if her on air personality is anything to go by, seems like a sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteI think Jan Wahl is the most beautiful, sexy thing on local TV. I'd date her anytime, anyplace!
ReplyDeletePeggy Bunker,..... Marla Tellez's replacement is a hottie too. From Seattle, CO and the East Coast...
ReplyDeletePeggy Bunker looks like a poor man's Marla Tellez.
DeleteJanu Arasu is HOT
ReplyDelete