I heard Larry King on the radio this morning talking about Murray the barber in Brooklyn. Larry was being Larry which worked well on his Mutual Show years ago. But it's 2014. In any event, I went back to sleep and woke up in time to drink my first Peets.
It beats Murray the barber.
**By the way, did you notice it was raining? Makes you want to think about orgasms...which, by the way, is going strong.
I'm now cold, irritated and grumpy. I hate birthdays, really I do. I wish they'd go away--like an Olympics in Russia.
Jon Carroll wrote another cat column.
Hey, someone told me that they saw another turtle t-shirt at KGO. Soon enough, you'll get it.
OK, so check back later when I'm coherent and Larry King gives us another Murray the barber story on radio. It's orgasmic.
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