Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Your Bay Area Media 4th of July BBQ Treats on the Menu


Frank Somerville: 42 ounce porterhouse. Pint of Guinness.

Ken Bastida: prime rib, Yorkshire pudding and creamed spinach.

Dana King: grilled salmon, mushrooms and a glass of Kendall Jackson cab.

Gary Radnich: 2 Nathans hot dogs. Plain. Glass of orange soda.

Damon Bruce: full slab of ribs, chicken and a couple of ketel ones over the rocks.

Don Bleu: knackwurst, bag of chips, diet coke.


Brandon Tierney: bratwurst, bottle of Pabst and a Red Sox cap.

Jan Wahl: Bird dog, potato salad and a glass of Sleeptrain wine.

Ronn Owens: 8 ounce fillet, sauerkraut, and some creme coda with a SleeptTrain Temper-Pedic.

Larry Baer: 12 ounce minute steak in the form of a Giant's statue.

Ryan Scott:  a Costco dog and diet coke.

Ray Ratto: full slab of ribs, two Nathan's, 4 chicken breasts and a vat full of baked beans.

Bruce Jenkins: 6 Dodger dogs, massive relish.

Eric Rasmussen: A pork sandwich and two cases of Red Bull.

Eric Byrnes: A vat full of Reb Bull and 12 corns on the cob.

Mike Krukow: meat---MEAT!

Narsai David: a simple frankfurter, black salesian olives, potato salad and a merlot.

Bob Fitzgerald: 1 hot dog and ketchup on it with a bowl of jello. Can of Fresca.

**I'm sure you all have suggestions.

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23 comments:

  1. I think Lowell could go for a Kosher dog or two after hitting the gym
    Tim Kawakami a Sushi Dog.
    Amy G. A Hot and spicy dog..with Jalapeno's. And a line of guys to watch her eat it...
    Jamie Sires? Armor hot dog on white bread with Frenches mustard and Lay's potato chips. As plain American and wholesome a meal as they make 'em.
    Tim Linsecum? no dog,just some mustard and pickle..no drinks. Its how he dehydrates...

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  2. Isn't Somerville a vegetarian?

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  3. Lieberman- a stew of some sort that would bring on pruritus ani.

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  4. Roberta - a wet tee shirt....

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  5. Dave Clark - KTVU: Cheeseburger topped with lashings of fake sincerity!

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  6. IF you eat lots of barbecued meat...you might want to google the UCSF study on increased prostate and breast cancer rates(34%)...something about the high heat and meat.

    meat includes chicken.

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  7. I noticed in a rerun of the movie "Hancock" Dave Clark was in it, being the LA newscaster. Everything the same. Even that 80's hairdo.

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    1. LOL!!! Touche'!

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    2. Very true about Dave Clark... when I lived in LA in the 90s I thought he was so 80s--the double-breasted suits and Carl Lewis haircut.

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    3. Re Fitzgerald: Fresca--that's too harsh. I always thought it tasted like carbonated 409 cleaner.

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    4. Dave Clark and a couple of the Jackson Five brothers waiting, knowing, for sure the Gumby 'do will return.

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  8. Krukow..a Polish dog with a barrel of Krukaid.
    Radnich..that 24" Texas dog..and make it two.
    Krueger? just give him one with brain meat and all the ingredients he doesn't care for. So,he can go a hate rampage at his brain dead hot dog.
    Kate Scott? a tuna dog ..yes,I went there.
    Pecon? A southern deep fried hot dog bathed in grease,onion rings,with donuts and a bottle of Jack Daniels. While smoking a pack. He has 911 on speed dial.

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  9. Kate Scott two hot dogs,and two hot looking guys
    that will knock her socks off!

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    1. I guess you didn't get the memo on Kate Scott did you?

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    2. Kate Scott is a lesbian.... It's kind of funny when some callers try to hit on her over the air. You feel like telling those guys that Kate Scott is a lesbian. She's even stated on the Gary and Larry Show before that she likes women.

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  10. Urban? a pot dog..
    Bob Fitzgerald..a hot dog made out of Warrior players excreted skin cells. Bob can't get enough.
    Dan Dibley goes for a vegan dog ,brother!

    And of course the Zito Dog...a caviar and truffle dog served on shakra paper. The only hot dog common folk have to make payments on.

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  11. Rod Brooks? He likes a BBQ Tom dog..stuffed with mayo. Why? 'cause Rod likes it dark brown on the outside,white on the inside...

    Eric Davis..likes his dog on HUGE,HUGE buns..so they can serve as pillows for yet another Eric Davis car wreck.

    Damon Bruce at KNBR/Giants picnics orders the Chicago Dog..trouble is KNBR make Damon sit outdoors alone,far,far,away from Larry Baer and with his poor little TV tray..Wave at Damon everybody!

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    1. Who is damon bruce?

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  12. Damon Bruce is a KNBR talk show host. He used to host Sportsphone, but now he has a show in the afternoons on weekdays on KNBR 1050 from 12-3 PM.

    Damon is probably the most underrated sports talk show host here in the Bay Area, even though I understand his style is not for everybody. Even though not everyone likes his show, he does have a huge following which goes back to his Sportsphone days, despite him being on 1050 now. Damon's show is entertaining, informative, and it's just good radio. You never really get bored listening to his show. At least I don't. LOL.

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  13. Hmmm never heard of him, seems like if he really had a huge following he'd be on a bigger station.

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    1. Haha, perfect. Damn perfect.

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  14. Fitz is from Chicago... Doubt he would put ketchup on a hot dog.

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  15. Diet Coke for Don B? yea right.

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