Rumors

*KNBR Paulie Mac's soundboard will interview 49ers coach, Jim Harbaugh. In exchange, Harbaugh promises he will listen to all of Paulie's 5499 sound drops.

*KGO's Ronn Owens will defer his manicure/pedicure appt. for at least a month. Subsequently, Union Street will suffer a 60-day depression.

*Brian Copeland, he of ABC's "7Live", will author a new book: "Not a genuine funny man." Already HBO is planning a pitch session to see if the book can make it to cable. "We should know in a decade", said a spokesman.

*Larry Beil is considering to implant a lifetime "super" set of hairplugs. Dan Ashley is providing guidance.

*Amy G is running for President of Comcast. "I want to change the world." She's enlisted just-retired Gamely Bottoms, past chief aide to Herman Cain as her primary adviser.

*Gary Radnich and Larry Krueger will star in a new local indie movie, "Touched by an Angel." Radnich will, (for the 99th time), write the script. Krueger will bet the house that 99 people attend the world premiere at Tommy's Joynt.

*Bay City News is accepting employment applications at the city's pre-schools in the marina.

*Louisa Hodge has joined Da Lin at KRON's witness protection program.

*Speaking of KRON, which is looking to sell its 1001 property on Van Ness, the station recently hired Rose Pak to see if they can grab that cool loft on Grant Ave. near Sutter, right next to the law firm, "Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe."

*"Check Please", KQED's restaurant show is trying to go into the hood. Eaters will invade "Nate's BBQ" out on Folsom. "We're not just the volvo crowd", insisted a PR person, Brittany Whiteblood.

*Jan Wahl just ate all the hats at John's Grill.

*Both Tim Kawakami and Lowell Cohn are starring in a new movie: "Blogger? We didn't even touch her!" There's a hang-up. Lowell wants Grant to be his body double and producers are playing hard ball.

*Bruce Jenkins just resigned as senior writer for the SF Chronicle. He'll be joining the LA Times as it body-surfing editor. (How "disturbing").

*The SF Giants are planning a cool, 2012 promotion: Henry Tannenbaum bobblehead night.

*Ryan Leong is doing sports updates from the top of Mt. Davidson for the entire holiday season.

*Kevin the Rat, in a new move toward solidarity with PETA, is now known as "Kevin the Spotted Owl."

*KCBS sports anchor, Steve Bitker, will say "good morning" to members of the Bay Area Taliban on his daily updates. "Good morning Stan, good morning Susan, good morning Kim, good morning....and so on."

*The State Farm radio jingle will be played in eternity to condemned murderer, Scott Peterson. Peterson, in return, will execute himself.

*Karel will tear up for the 6545th time on KGO this Saturday. "If you don't buy my book or pay for my comedy shows, I will lose my house, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah....."

*Dan Dibley, "social networking extraordinaire", has proclaimed to Bay Area fans: "What is radio?" I'm just a tweeter, not a fighter, (@humility @soccer @957thegame #vegansrock!)

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