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Scott Pelley, newly-anointed lead anchor of the 'CBS Evening News" will broadcast from the studios of KPIX Tuesday night.
It's a way for CBS and its o and o's, (owned and operated) and affiliates, to mix it up with Pelley.
What can Pelley do in town in just 24 hours?
1. Have a tongue sandwich at Moishe Pipic. 2. Rub shoulders with Willie Brown at Le Central.
3. Play some video games with Mayor Ed Lee. (Inside joke)
4. Listen to the Damon Bruce Tuesday trifecta on Knibber 1050.
5. Make small talk with the homeless on 6th and Market.
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ReplyDeleteA shout out for DBruce!!
ReplyDeleteFind a conservative in town and have a chat.
ReplyDelete10 More Things....
ReplyDelete6. Get out of his limo, put on a flap jacket and helmet, and pretend to be reporting LIVE from Afghanistan before realizing where he really is.
7. Put on a diaper and face paint and run through downtown claiming he thought it was Bay to Breakers.
8. Exchange tips with Dana King on how to get rid of those pesky gray hairs.
9. Get Punk'd by the local CBS crew who take him to San Quentin but tell him it is really Alcatraz and these are all extras for J.J. Abrams' new show.
10. While taking a tour of the news room, comment on how LA and SF are basically the same thing and then refer to the City as "Frisco".
11. Get kidnapped by Patty Hearst and then forced to do YouTube videos for the "Occupy Walnut Creek" movement from the downtown W.C. Cheesecake Factory.
12. Take a trip down to Apple Headquarters for another report on the Death of Steve Jobs but really there to pick up free Apple swag.
13. Heard about that hot chick that does the weather for the another station that wears buttons like nipples on her clothes and he just HAD to fly out!
14. Get stinkin' drunk, run up a $500 booze tab at the Gold Club, then wake up sore, bull-legged, and hung over with a tat on his butt cheek that reads "Carol Doda Forever!"
15. And the last one..........What CAN'T Scott Pelley do in SF in 24 Hours??!!!!
Thank you!
I'll be here all week!
Don't forget to tip your waiter.
He'll do none of those things. Based on previous anchor visits, here's his schedule:
ReplyDelete10:30 arrive in newsroom, meet and greet staffers, tell them how great CBS News is.
11:00 private meeting with anchors and producers, tell them how great they are.
11:30 lunch with meathead station executives, get told how great he is.
1:30 record promos with anchors
3:00 read through Evening News copy
3:30 East coast Evening News feed
5:00 hang around in case anything happens on the West Coast
7:00 dinner with meathead station executives, tell a couple of funny stories.
9:00 fly someplace else, repeat
I'd love to see him "Live in Frank Ogawa Plaza" as the O.P.D. gives the trustafarians an early morning wood shampoo.
ReplyDeleteYou seen the Ed Lee commercial Rich? Its wild. Local celebs like Hammer..and was that the REAL Brian Wilson with beard???..I saw the commercial from a ways..and couldn't hear the TV very good. And it was one of those fast cuts old MTV style commercials. But,I never saw a political ad like that. Ed Lee-a hipster?
ReplyDeleteWas it really B-weezy???...
Hey!..I found it on YOUTUBE..it IS Wilson..and Ronnie Lott (I thought he was a republican-Wilson too?) WillI.am of the black eyed peas too.
ReplyDeleteFunny commercial..you should do a post/link about it.