Wednesday, September 7, 2011

What if Yelpers graded me



"Rich Lieberman 415 Media" (Independent and lonely)

Bozobrain from Alameda: He's a wacky guy. I think he's lonely, but damn, I'll read him as long as he disses KQED and KNBR. By the way, watch out if he hasn't taken his meds!

Stars: * * *

Wimpy from South SF: He's so mean. What a jerk! What does he think he is, a blogger?

Stars: *

Slackcity519: Fat ass bastard! Go get a real job and quit picking on KRON! Since when was it your mission to destroy greatness? Asshole!

Stars: **


LaGrustra from Walnut Creek: You know, when I'm out of the hot tub, you're just so addictive, can you make coffee too? And what about that guy that talks about Amici's pizza on KNBR? He so gross! I like your material, but you need to calm down a bit, doggie!

Stars: ****

Bernstein from Berkeley: You're a damn media communist! You destroy people! Join the real world, blogger boy...Get a life too. Shame on you for going down that commie path, you tree-hugging blotso. And by the way, KRON rocks!

Stars: *




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8 comments:

  1. Berstein from Berkeley had it spot on...not only on the assessment of you but of KRON. KRON does rock!

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  2. More about Darya's sexual escapades, please. ****

    Thanks!

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  3. That's some kooky shit right there man.

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  4. TheBogue from the Tri-Valley: Love it when he takes on the clueless bean counters at Cumulus and (too) Young Broadcasting (unbelievable the Chron sold KRON to them instead of GE or even Comcast 10 years back; then again, maybe not). Is okay with his radio critiques. Wonders why some of the guest TV commentators (many of whom actually are writers online or in newspapers who are either asked to visit or are friendly with some of the cable anchor regulars) strike at his craw so much. But keep verbally nailing the suddenly pompous Hammer (wasn't as pompous at KCBS; very unfortunate transformation for worse) and any zealot that decides to pop off at the expense of your readers, listeners, viewers, and any other law-abiding sports-&-media-fan voter!

    Stars: ***

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  5. Sure, Lieberman's a media hottie -- but can he make a decent Spaghetti Carbonara without consulting Lorenzo Patroni? I don't think so, girlfren'.

    4 STARS for local media coverage. Evaluation of culinary skills to be determined at a later date.

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  6. Darya, the 60 year old geezer? Ewwwwww, think i just lost my breakfast. She must post here about herself, unless she has some 80 year old fans.

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  7. I'm holding a hunger strike until the Darya Folsom swimsuit calendar is released!

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  8. for all our sakes i hope 8:59 starves to death

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