Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Will Ray Ratto ever smile?


Will Ray Ratto ever smile? It's a simple question.


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12 comments:

  1. He's got the A's situation right..knows Beane and Wolff ways to a "T". Rattoo does call them out as liars and the team as not even interested in winning...same as Lowell Cohn.
    Somewhere after that, Ray gets a little fuzzy on his stands..he's not a Giant homer no,but when they were running to the title Ray went crazy wrong predicting that first the Padres,then the Braves,then the Phillies..would take out the Giants. He was blind wrong!...thats whats funny about Ray-he's no sports betting expert. So wrong,he could be called Wrong way Ratto.
    Its a bit strange though that local teams consider him so harmless they never make a fuss about what he writes...like they know he will always pull his punches. They can count on it.

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  2. More chins than the Lowell yearbook.

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  3. I am the walrus...koo koo ka chu ka koo koo ka chu ka koo.

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  4. "..More chins than the Lowell yearbook..." LMAO !! GREAT ONE !!

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  5. That's his 'happy' face.

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  6. He is not smiling because he is stuck on Comcast Sports Net and not on KRON 4, I love that station. Chronicle live is weak.

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  7. Be there when he opens a box of Dunkin Donuts.

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  8. The Ray Ratto Drinking Game: take a shot every time he says "wretched."

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  9. More chins than the Cupertino/Monta Vista/Saratoga High School year books combined.

    That and maybe just maybe....bad teeth?

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  10. Could you tell if he did?

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