KRON Bullshit; Comcast Crap and the rest of the Usual Suspects; I'm Back

*Hey KRON suits: You don't "like me?" I'm astonished. For a moment I was to believe you were going to host a party for me at Tommy's Joynt. "Don't talk to him." You weren't that dumb to put it on a memo at least. Still, I'm humbled. Honored really.

See, KRON, its been awhile since we had coffee. Nothing stupid of late has caught my ear or eye, but the backroom stories still exist. No matter how matter times you tell the comrades to stay clear of me, word nevertheless gets to me.

I still chuckle at all the shenanigans. And don't believe for a second that I don't know ALL the good stuff you think I don't know because I DO know. And you know about me. Great. Sorta of a mutual deterrent, although I'd personally prefer a cold turkey sandwich at the Joynt. You guys still have a house account, don't you?

*Comcast SportsNet Bay Area: I just figured it out. The majority of the air "talent" reminds me of the movie, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers": lots of people that look rather ordinary, but possess no personality. Maybe they were dug from the pods and forced to watch '7Live.'

Comcast thinks they're God. Being that they're in bed with the Giants universe, they sorta are. After all, its comcastic. That unbridled love extends across the bay too. After all, how many cable behemoths can attest to the fact that their chief A's "Insider" once was mass-tweeting star pitcher Brett Anderson. Gushing too. That's a prerequisite for employment at Comcast Bay Area. I think they should apply for a Pulitzer.

*The new KPIX hiring formula: set up shop at the Walnut Creek Nordstrom and hand out applications to young white girls with huge teeth and big boobs. Take a few Polaroids, ask whether bimbo#1 knows who John Boehner is. Upon initial completion of duties, call the studio and set up screen test. Then, ka-ching!, call AFTRA.

*At KGO-TV, Dan Ashley just had his 435th comb-over, a record! Larry Beil is watching from the bullpen.

*The new FM Sports radio station, 95.7 FM? Sorry, but frankly, all you guys are are a KNBR-East. Nothing special. Retread central. A bunch of no-names, really, notwithstanding the Eric Davis hire, (which I like because Eric Davis is good and doesn't need to manufacture "chemistry" or scream and act like a complete asshole.)

The days of sheer talent and ingenuity went out the door a few years back. We've now degenerated into a circus of sound effects, banal and useless false chatter, disingenuous "conversation" that has all the authenticity of a cheap strip show at the Hustler club. Dan Dibley? Are you fucking kidding me? Kate Scott? Yeah, just fucking riveting. Glad you got that token woman in there, that'll work. Rick Tittle? What, was Damon Bruce too expensive? (God help us)

Truth is, you BOTH SUCK. You're are the embodiment of TERRESTRIAL radio at its worst. AM, FM, DOA! Satellite rules and besides, Howard Stern's left testicle has more gravitas than all of 'yous.

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