Thursday, March 3, 2011

Thursday One-Liners; '7Live' Unfinished Biz; The Media Notes

*Good of the host of KGO-TV's '7Live' and/or his followers to note that yes, indeed, I did request an appearance on the show, (well before its debut last year) and yes, I already acknowledged as much.

What the host and his yes men didn't note: that the host himself asked me for Rachel Maddow's people so he might attempt to get on that show. Coincidence? Perhaps, you be the judge.

*By the way, '7Live' peeps: at least I don't hide behind my PC. Unlike your trolls, I'm very open about why I think the show sucks, as opposed to your "anonymous" legion of 15 people.

*The loud media guy making noise all over North Beach? Why didn't I name him? Because that would take away the fun of guessing who he is, keep 'em coming though, that's the whole point.

*Lots of fear near the 55 Hawthorne address and 900 Front, where D day is coming. Assuming of course, "the transaction" closes and it's close. Can you say "pink-slip central?"

*Comcast SportsNet Bay Area's "SportsNet Central" ran a bold "Breaking News" crawl and logo on Wednesday night on the DUI arrest of A's outfielder, Coco Crisp...a full 24 hours AFTER it occurred.

*Kawakami and Cohn have no fear, which is great because all the rest have no balls. But Lowell, don't get bogged down with movie reviews and nepotism. Stick to sports where you rule, King Cohn.

*No, readers, I have not written about knibber's open 7-10 PM Larry Baer-to-be-approved- slot because whoever gets it will be, a. someone who will kiss a lot of Giants ass, b. work cheap, c. and have to answer to Lee Hammer, the most over-hyped, powerless "GM" in the history of radio who really doesn't run the show over there, but oh hell, what do I know.

*KUSF: zzzzzzz.

*My apologies to the "Burlingame housewives." Add Millbrae, South City, San Leandro to the list.

*Scientific breakdown on '7Live' studio audience according to my Twitter and Facebook correspondents: lots of bad teeth, big fat asses, guys named "Boris", the San Lorenzo AARP chapter and current members of the Barbara Simpson fan club.

*"Tonight on "Chronicle Live:" Cam Inman and Carl Steward will break down Jeremy Lin's perimeter play.

*Meanwhile, Amy G is getting ready for the regular season...just left the Giants dugout store and on her way to interview Fritz Gubermandogle, usher in section 14, just back from Scottsdale with a new hip!

*Brown toilet paper dept.: "The Dibber!" (Better watch the old man-- when he feels insecure, which these days is pretty much 24/7)

*KPIX Press Dept: No matter how many times you tell the big shots not to schmooze, they still schmooze...and somehow, they all tend to schmooze to me. Amazing. (But, in a serious note, congrats on being #1 at 11 PM. I'm sure Hunan will be swamped.)

*Today at KGO-TV, Dan Ashley will comb his hair before a live studio audience. Twitter and Facebook followers are welcome. Janelle Wang will anchor and provide complimentary tuna sandwiches courtesy of Grumpy's and Supercuts.

*Radio Rubic's Cube: Bob Agnew, Tony Rhein, Larry Krueger, Tony Salvadore...(talk about a LOL)

*Yo, Cumulus and Citadel employees: Lew Dickey will be in SF in the near future. Might be time to hide the bottled water.

*Jack Swanson and Karel: The Eagle has landed!

*Karel post-mortem: MC Hammer was too expensive.

*"KGO Radio, Facebook, Twitter, TMZ, Yahoo!, SF, Oakland, San Jose"!

*Meanwhile, over at 1001 Van Ness in the morning, there's new meaning to the term, "boob tube."

*Scott Reiss daily workout regimen: comb hair, read Jim Nance horoscope.

*Jan Wahl just ate an entire Sleeptrain mattress!

*Ray Ratto just smiled! Details tonight on SportsNet Central.

*The Warriors beat the Wizards. Rudy will now proclaim that, "when healthy, this team has a chance to be special." (And the angry man will belatedly concur.)

*I'm a 415 Media "Insider" and damn proud of it!

6 comments:

  1. If you won't name the North Beach big-wig than do not use any names at all...if you think it is fun. No names never...just let us all guess. You won't name names because you are afraid of the backlash it will cause you. Be honest. You can make fun of Dan Dibley, the KRON 4 weather hotties and other less influencial people because you can get away with it. But when it comes to a big wig...you won't reveal names out of fear.

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  2. Yes, Rich. It is fun guessing who the loud big wig is only if you eventually reveal who it is. If you don’t intend to reveal who this loud buffoon is then don’t bring him up at all.

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  3. Rich, the 7live crew chiming in again!! Again another fine piece you have here, I believe you should keep your source to yourself...get over it pin heads! I love the Dan Ashley line, hey 7 live bi-ass could you please invite "the truth" to your last show and let rich pull the plug..please, I'll watch the show :)

    Yours truly
    408

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  4. Today on the Radnich show,Patrick talked about Gary often admiring Dibs body,giving him looks up and and down,Dibs then answered that Patrick is soooo jealous. Radnich repeated his love for his Dibs.
    So,Rich, it's obvious you mistook Homoerotica for brown nosing. Radnich often says he want's new ground in sports talk. And I won't argue that homoerotica is new ground in sports talk.

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  5. Hey 7live is a copy of access hollywierd live, where's Brian? Oh man this is so painful, 2 chicks fighting for attention from finney how's my wig look...

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  6. Lowell has his conservative side-I've tried posting that the big stink at BYU must because the black center slept with a white girl. Chances are if she was black-all would say "Glad you found the one black girl in Utah". Lowell,refused to post that fact of life. I truly do think some factor the School is avoiding is a big reason..and race is big.

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