Showing posts with label Storm Desk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Storm Desk. Show all posts

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Every SF Bay Area Weatherman Has An Orgasm Today

 Get ready for the first reports from the infamous Walnut Creek fountain.


Reporter: "Hey, how 'but this rain?" Yuppie 40-something businesswoman: "Gosh, it is so soooperb! --We really need it, I mean we really need the rain!"

Assignment editors will send reporters to do live shots all around the Bay, but heavy emphasis on Marin County.

Reporter asks Marin Water authority: "Will even a little rain help?" To which Marin Water PR rep will reply: "This doesn't even make a dent into, (drought), but 'every little bit helps." Thanks for clearing it up for us.

Key into all the weather anchors today as they will be excited and give you all the weather geeky as to what all this means. (Which is nothing--just a late September storm, big deal).


We'll be lectured about the fact that there's still a drought which is unusual because I had no idea there's a drought, I thought Noah's been drooling around Mill Valley for months and the heavens have been spitting on us indefinitely.

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