Deconstructing the Sarah and Vinnie Titanic on Alice Radio Because Someone Had To

 A reader tipped me off that the dynamic duo of faux shock and awe on Alice Radio's dreadful, "Sarah and Vinnie" referred to me, indirectly, (cowards), last week during their dreck toilet play that sounds like some hissy fit between a male and female yenta out of Bakersfield.


Here's the link: listen, beginning around 6: 30.


As I have mentioned here too many times, I have tried hard to listen to this his-and-her pedantic audio bludgeon but it was so bad it literally induced me to sleep to a point where a Janet Reno wet dream was more compelling. Typical shit SF FM radio minutiae personified.


Ironically, a tipster who roams the halls of the CBS TV/Radio studio outpost at 855 Battery said the gruesome twosome were feuding. The zaftig one, who looks as if she swallowed half of El Capitan steals quite a bit more cash than her doofus partner, some Neanderthal dimwit, "Vinnie", straight out of the tourist portion of a Vegas IHop. Frankly, I don't give a rat's ass about either of 'em and even if I did I'd begin puking out the pig vomit both of them and their wussy interns spew forth. Thank God for Satellite radio.


And another thing, yenta #1 and you're pimply-faced "staff", if you going to play rough footsy with me and rip, at least have the balls and vagina to come at me directly --as if "that blogger" gave you any satisfaction and that your boss had to call you into the office to see what was going on. Dummies.


I called you out and the story about your internal bitching is good. If you want to play hard ball then you might want to do a better background check on some of your past human anal warts who provided me the goods. Other than that, have a nice day and get your toilet fixed-- there's a lot of leaks in it. Not than it really matters.


Furthermore when you get a show that's a quarter listenable without the half-baked bleeps and fake and manufactured sexual dog shit, I'll try to stomach myself to give you guys a second chance. On second thought, go back to the hotel and gorge on a box of Cheetos. I have things to do. Have a nice day.


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Me, Myself and I plus NewsTalk Radio on FM; Would it work?

So, thanks for all the feedback here and on the radio where I've been forced to take a detour while my mom continues to recover from her fall. (She's doing a lot better).

I have tried very hard to keep you guys up to date here on the blog. The radio position is still out there and I plan on returning; in fact I'm going to talk to the big guy soon and see what's on the horizon.

...In the meantime...

*Talk Radio on FM. Would it work? I think so but this is a tough market to crack. Mickey Luckoff tried his hardest to work out a deal with CBS to get a talk deal on a local FM frequency but it didn't pan out.

There's a healthy amount of people here who long for quality talk with a variety of hosts and opinion. That is, after all, the very essence of "news-talk" radio. FM here is a lost amalgam of radio stations that are pretty much vanilla playing the same songs with formula, automated formats. The "personalities", save for a few oldies are essentially retreads. The FM sports station that does a lot of shouting is also very tame and wonder bread.

An FM talkie here, (which would probably necessitate an existing station to change formats--think something like a KOIT-like outlet). Is it going to happen soon? No, these things take time and energy but I have a feeling there's people out there with the gravitas, the "goods", so to speak, that have the wherewithal, both money-wise and business savvy to pull off a deal.

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