Thursday, November 21, 2024

The Dumb Ass Weather Reporters Never Ask Common Sense Q's

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  1. I could save all these networks loads of money by doing the winter weather reporting.

    ME: how's business?
    HAL'S HARDWARE: very busy this morning
    ME: what are people buying?
    HAL'S HARDWARE: tarps, this is the last of my supply. I'll need to double my order tonight

    ME: how was the drive today?
    RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: slow
    ME: were you prepared for the snow?
    RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: I have never driven in snow

    Get the camera guy to span the landscape. Report done.

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    1. @8:43 GOOD JOB !! You are hired, when can you start? We pay in Peanuts, free beer (tomorrow), and stale popcorn.
      You have talent !! Look out Rosemary !!

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    2. Rosemary doesn't need her ktvu job, she's a big time fashionista with her own clothing company! That's why they call her Posemary.

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  2. Ask Murphy which way the wind blows?
    His answer, “does the wind blow too?”

    Weather Guessers are really good at telling you what has happened, not so good at telling you what’s ahead.
    I heard 11”+ inches in Healdsburg YESTERDAY. Those are biblical type numbers.
    How does the Danville fountain look? Asking for a friend in Santa Clara.

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  3. Was amused when zoe mintz pronounced city of Carmel like the candy.

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  4. It's not "real weather" unless there is a live-remote from the San Anselmo creek or Mill Valley Mazanita Park & Ride. Everything else is just piss mist.

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  5. Reporter to cameraman...look over there at that puddle, you can use that for a backdrop. Cameraman I think some pissed on the sidewalk...you know we're in SF on Market ST.

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