Thursday, November 21, 2024

The Dumb Ass Weather Reporters Never Ask Common Sense Q's

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  1. I could save all these networks loads of money by doing the winter weather reporting.

    ME: how's business?
    HAL'S HARDWARE: very busy this morning
    ME: what are people buying?
    HAL'S HARDWARE: tarps, this is the last of my supply. I'll need to double my order tonight

    ME: how was the drive today?
    RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: slow
    ME: were you prepared for the snow?
    RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: I have never driven in snow

    Get the camera guy to span the landscape. Report done.

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    1. @8:43 GOOD JOB !! You are hired, when can you start? We pay in Peanuts, free beer (tomorrow), and stale popcorn.
      You have talent !! Look out Rosemary !!

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    2. Rosemary doesn't need her ktvu job, she's a big time fashionista with her own clothing company! That's why they call her Posemary.

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    3. This will help save Zak Sos from having to trek up I-80 today.

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    4. @8:44AM Rosemary is a fashionista? She buys her wardrobe at Target. It looks it. I wish her all the best on the runways of San Leandro.

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    5. 4:58, mock Rosemary all you want but she made $370k in profit off her clothing company last year alone.

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    6. 370k???? Wow. Why does she even bother to keep the ktvu job?

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    7. @4:03: I suspect she won’t be at ktvu must longer if she continues to crush it with her clothing company. Rich, any insights on this?

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    8. Instead of talking crap about rosemary people should google her website. She’s an extraordinary talent and her clothing styles are second to none. I’m not surprised she’s raking in cash

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    9. $370,000 annual profit my ass. More like $370 maybe if she had a good year. I checked her website and it looks like stuff you’d find at Kohl’s on the clearance rack.

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  2. Ask Murphy which way the wind blows?
    His answer, “does the wind blow too?”

    Weather Guessers are really good at telling you what has happened, not so good at telling you what’s ahead.
    I heard 11”+ inches in Healdsburg YESTERDAY. Those are biblical type numbers.
    How does the Danville fountain look? Asking for a friend in Santa Clara.

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  3. Was amused when zoe mintz pronounced city of Carmel like the candy.

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    1. That woman is a blithering idiot! Are they hired with a 3 year contract already in place, so we're stuck with them for at least that long? I don't see how she made it out of the interview alive, must less get herself hired.

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    2. Give Zoe a break please. She is trying and bear in mind she is a native Midwestern woman from Chicago. These meteorologists are working far too hard. Give some respect please.

      Anyway which newscast did you hear her pronounce Carmel as candy?

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    3. Lamont and Tonelli. LOL.

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  4. It's not "real weather" unless there is a live-remote from the San Anselmo creek or Mill Valley Mazanita Park & Ride. Everything else is just piss mist.

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  5. Reporter to cameraman...look over there at that puddle, you can use that for a backdrop. Cameraman I think some pissed on the sidewalk...you know we're in SF on Market ST.

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  6. You know the bomb cyclone is the real deal when they do a live segment from Guerneville.

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  7. Today Justine Waldman on KRON4 told people to go surfing in the high waves. It was just about the dumbest thing I've heard anyone say in a long time. I can't imagine anyone listening to her but if tomorrow she's talking about someone drowning because of her great suggestion we'll know they did. Where do they find these people? What the hell happened to common sense.

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    1. Justine is not the brightest

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    2. Live interviews are not her thing. Either she asks canned questions or something very idiotic. She asked the CHP in Truckee: Will you be able to have turkey next week? Her reading ability is no better than a 5th grader.

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    3. Nice to look at, but when she opens her mouth and trips over her tongue on multiple occasions during her newscast..the perception of intellect is diminished.

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    4. She says the craziest shit regularly. And seems to make up her own words. Not a Mensa member.

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    5. Justine married Grant Loads. Your move.

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    6. Sometimes I think my TV screen is frozen, but then I realize I'm watching Grant. He was a big hit on the re-booted Backroads show, so much so they cancelled it after two shows.....dude has no personality.

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  8. KPIX should become the weather channel at this point. Weather media is nothing w/o NOAA.

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  9. Mibach, Lamont, Tonelli...the Bay Area's first anchor trio. Hey, there are worse ideas out there.

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  10. Darren Peck's weather segments seem to go on FOREVER. Somebody give him an edit button.

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  11. Look at Roberta Gonzales IG. Full makeup, nice hair with fake nails
    doing rain forecast. 'Look at me, look at me I'm in North Bay. Roads flooded, trees down from your important meteorologist!' No doubt compiling 'weather segments' for upcoming her emmy reel.

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    1. That explains the theatrical performance

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