SF MEDIA GOES APE SHIT OVER THE CAR CLOSURE OF A PORTION OF MARKET STREET --Oh My!
*KTVU sends Claudine Wong to Miami for Super Bowl week hoping she won't act like Claudine Wing--no smiles in South Florida. --Oh My!
*Thousands and Thousands of people in Bay Area are reporting symptoms of runny nose, nausea, fever and flu-like malaise --health officials fear Coronavirus--actually not the case. In fact, they were all determined to have listened to all or part of "The Ronn Owens Report." --Yes, Oh My!
*Jan Wahl delivered her first movie review without seven doughnuts near the microphone --Oh My!
*All AM Radio fans report a jewelry store free-ad on KGO, KCBS and KNBR--people across the world begin celebration by kissing their gold chains in unison. --Oh My!
*John Handlerly gets caught in a compromising situation with a chair at the Once or twice Daily Grill. --Oh My!
*Toonces the Driving cat tries to romance Fletcher the Weather Bunny, KRON's 70's/80's mascot. All hell erupts. --Oh My!
*Joe Starkey is run off the premises of Cal Mart by lunatic fringe rep, John Rothmann: "You got termites! I got this grocery store and its string beans! Stay the hell away, Starkey!" --Yes, Oh My!
*Damon Bruce gives his Super Bowl pick without showing or mentioning his kid --Oh My!
*KQED says if 415 Media can raise over a hundred thousand dimes in one day, it'll stop all pledge breaks and non-distribution of cheap coffee mug. A HUGE! OH MY!
*Stan Bunger will cease from weather embellishments for a whopping 4 minutes in an entire day just to piss off his inner Pete Giddings-- Oh My!
*Holly Quan will dress up as the female Rollin Post and pretend to ask a simple, legitimate question to Mayor London Breed's poodle. Oh My!
*Ann Killion will write a column from Super Bowl headquarters without referencing a feminist lawsuit against the NFL for bringing in QB, Jameis Winston, to film a PSA for Amy Klobushar.
OH MY!
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ReplyDeleteWho's Claudine Wing?
ReplyDeleteI liked Claudine better before she started with the "Fake smiles"
ReplyDelete*Rich wins the Super Lotto and suspends pledge breaks for 30 days and buys KGO radio!
ReplyDelete.......And hires Ronn Owens to do his old M-F 9-Noon.
DeleteJohn Lund shows up to SuperBowl Radio row WITHOUT a hangover...OH MY!
ReplyDeleteYet another Democrat leader in San Francisco arrested for shady shit
ReplyDeleteMohammed Nuru...OH MY!
Bonnie Jill goes that extra mile to get guests on Radio Row--and swallows . . . OH MY!
ReplyDelete*Rich Lieberman as Dick Enberg (RIP, PBP Great)...OH MY!
ReplyDeleteKillion is such a phony. She rips the Niners' selection of Bosa in light of some comments he made years ago. As soon as both the Niners and Bosa take off, she dummies up
ReplyDeleteRothman would never leave cal mart unless he was bribed to go the Richard Nixon museum
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