Exclusive Holiday Plans for Various 415 Media Folks

Ronn Owens: Big day for the mayor of Union street; Ronn's gonna take a cruise on SF Bay and sail up to San Pablo where he'll stop, get a mani/pedi, have lunch at Pedro's then back on cruise ship back down to Seacliff via the wharf. If you want to sail with Ronn, it's $2995 with free coffee and eclairs --just call "99-Owens"

*John Handlery has huge plans, it's a gallon of potato salad at the Handlery Inn, followed by tea time at the Daily Grill, all for a cheap $19.99 and 20 percent off parking at his shitty lot, making your stay a rather paltry $14,019.99.

*Foodie Chap is meeting all five of his friends at Pier 39 where he's gorging on some British bangers and dining, en fuego, with  buds at Tiger fish and chips. If you whisper his name, you're comped.

*Darya Folsom has a love fest at Bob's donuts where she'll model fresh glazed 'cause you know, bananas are for 4th of July only.

*Mickey Luckoff is meeting with family at his Marin home where the Mick will dress up as himself and make believe he fires Ronn.

*Greg Papa will be hanging out at the Marina Safeway deli and ordering some special Rice-a-Roni, and plans an all-out yell, "the San -Fran-Cisco!" treat.

*Gil Gross will wander the street of SF and say nothing of particular interest.

*Jan Wahl is inviting only the closest of her 400 friends to Berkeley where she'll consume 500,000 canned Vermont hams.

*George Rask and Sherry Brown, uh, will, uh, will, uh, have, uh, some string bean casserole on 880 and describe, uh, a, uh, big rig derailing 4 Pintos.

*Stan Bunger has a VIP trip to the studios of The Weather Channel where he gets to spend half a day impersonating Al Roker.

*Larry Beil has a big day planned; going to Walnut Creek and skating on the town holiday ice rinks telling kids,"hey, get outta my way, I'm Larry Beil!"

*In addition to dinner, Narsai David is planning on a viewing of "It's a Wonderful Life" to the assembled masses at his Albany house. Narsai will yell because that's the way he rolls.

*Holly Quan is going all out in Montclair: she's just gonna wander Mountain Blvd, say nothing, and file a live report just for the hell of it.

*Reggie Aqui is going to the Warriors game because there's a whole lot of specialty taking place.

*Mark Thompson is having a cocktail-house party where invited guests get to hear Mark announce everyone's name upon arrival. 

*Bret Burhhart is doing pot luck at a  San Ramon In and Out.

*Joe Starkey is planning a real tasty Christmas turkey with family and friends of the CAL band complete with cranberry and TERMITES! --Yikes!

*Heather Holmes itinerary: Ten okra sandwiches for her buds followed by a midnight shopping spree at the San Leandro Old Navy.

*Liz Cook is meeting dad at Disneyland to talk shop over some cheesecake and stogies.

*I'm taking Andria Borba to Berkeley 7-11 for a tuna sandwich, in middle of nosh, scream "Blogs in Berkeley?" NNaaaah !

*The GAAS!, Gasia Mikaelian plans on having a 14-course dinner at home while simultaneously changing her hair style 14 times.

*Dave Clark is inviting a few buddies over where he'll do a live show, "When I knew the young OJ." Bring your own kitchen knife.

*Frank Somerville is having a quiet holiday supper at the Top of the Mark with a Persian intern.

*Julie Haener is going to watch.

*Bill Martin is going to uh, mumble, uh, ...

*Leslie Grififth is doing some fine dining with a guy named Bertrom at an Emeryville condo with her high-heel off just in case she's in the mood for goofing around.

*Kevin O'Brien is having a big powwow at his SF home and after dinner will both go to Centerfolds and kick someone's ass just for old times sake.

*Steve McPartlin is having drinks at Perry's and afterward, will pass out MAGA hats and stream it live on Facebook.

*Larry Baer plans on showing off his sloppy seconds while Pam goes to pick up his 72nd cell phone.

*Wayne Freedman is cleaning the garage --those 440 Emmys get in way of some chow mein and kung-pao chicken.