*Kristen Sze was giggling incoherently --doesn't she always?
*Damon Bruce arose from sleep and proclaimed to the wall: "I'm the smartest man in the world."
*Ronnnnnnn Owens opened his eyes and shouted: "Dammit, are we on the cruise yet?!"
*And than, in a subsequent text to wife, Jannnnnn, "honey, I'm on that business trip to San Diego, I'll be back in a week, don't worry." Then looks at Tara, "I love you so much.."
*Darya Folsom immediately got out of bed and started eating hot dogs.
*Henry Tannenbaum awoke to find two end tables in his face.
*Dave Clark woke up and saw a vision of OJ up on his wall near the mirror.
*Pam Cook woke up and saw a vision of me on her wall near the mirror.
*Rosemary Orozco woke up and saw a vision of Claudine Wong on her wall and began screaming.
*Claudine Wong awoke and saw the Joker on her bathroom wall and began smiling.
*Bill Martin scattered his torso out of bed and immediately began mumbling.
*Tom Tolbert awoke and fell out of bed into an old tip sheep and 12 cans of PBR, six partially open.
*Andria Borba opened her eyes and saw a naked picture of Ross McGowan and began sobbing.
*Bret Burkhart awoke to a mysterious guy humming from the kitchen who sounded like Mark Thompson.
*Jack Swanson, eyes wide open, hopped out of bed and saw a guy in a speedo in his kitchen: It was Mickey Luckoff clutching Ronnn Owen's last time card.
*John Rothmann woke up; went to the bathroom; after a chicken burrito and farfel soup for dinner, YELLED OUT LOUD: "There's no place I'd rather be than right here!"
*Raj Mathai was awoken and very startled and subdued --disturbed, actually when he went into the bathroom, thought he saw The Joker, but turned out it was Jessica Aguirre.
*Veronica De La Cruz and Ama Daetz strode out of bed and twirled their hair, 30X! a new world record.
*Greg Papa awoke and went immediately to the NBC Sports Bay Area studio in his skivvies demanding he could host the studio show post-game Russian women soccer championships.
*Henry Schulman awoke out of a deep sleep --a nightmare, actually, after looking up and seeing Andrew Baggarly in garanimals.
*Andrew Baggarly awoke to a wall mirror of Larry Krueger.
*Ann Killion woke up and saw a hologram of Larry Baer knocking down her patio chair. (WITH HER IN IT!)
*Audrey Cooper woke up and saw Hunter Pence in his Giants' uniform devouring a banana.
*Lee Housekeeper meandered out of bed and saw 12 naked nuns coming out of John's Grill--they did not pay their tabs.
*Marty Lurie woke up and saw a disturbing image of Mario Alioto, to which Martin calmly said, "that's baseball."
*John Lund staggered out of bunk bed and saw his own Johnson and then went back to sleep crying.
*Willie Brown woke up and immediately saw a giant picture of himself and went back to sleep.
*Rod Brooks woke up and let out a hyena laugh that could be heard at SFO and, "Then.Weeeeeeent Baaaaaack Toooooooooooooooo Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."
KGO could cut the length of the John Rothmann Show in half by just getting Rothmann to stop saying "President of the United States" and simply saying "the President." I guess he says "of the United States" for dramatic effect. Or maybe he thinks his audience is so dumb that they might be thinking about the president of Liechtenstein. But whatever the reason, Rothmann constantly says "the President of the United States." You could make it a drinking game, but you'd be bombed in five minutes. John, just say "President" next time. Leave off the "Of the United States." We'll all understand what you're saying.
ReplyDeleteAt a big market radio station, the program director would have caught this irritating habit long ago, but it's KGO.
Larry Baer awoke from a deep sleep to see wife, Pam pointing a gun at him
ReplyDeleteDa Lin awoke and found himself looking at the camera. He then looked away as he gathered his thoughts. Look at the camera, Da!
ReplyDeleteDa looks at the other side of the bed and says. How did I marry that?
DeleteGavin Newsome woke up, looked in the mirror, and came face-to-face with the man who let the 49ers leave the City.
ReplyDeleteDamon Bruce also proclaimed himself as the first man to procreate
ReplyDeleteClaudine Wong woke up, turned on the radio and Gangnam Style sexy lady was playing...she certainly is! She knows what the command prompt "The Women Are The News" means and has implemented it perfectly! A pleasure to watch.
ReplyDeleteThe Women Are The News.
I hope Jessica is getting her cut on her life story.
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