TAKE A CRUISE WITH RICHHHH!Hi, this is Richhhhhh Lieberman of 415 Media and I'm proud to announce a beautiful summer cruise up San Pablo Bay and a chance for you to join me on this fabulous adventure! Only $29.99 --includes all diet cokes and a luscious lunch at the McDonalds in Richmond and complimentary party gifts on the boat as we dine al fresco --join me, as we sail up the bay through lovely port of call, Crockett. Then, after a brief cocktail break at Smitty's, we'll gather on the ship and set sail for beautiful Port Costa and Selby; cost again is, can you believe this? $29.99 includes all taxes and fees plus several tuna sandwiches and ginger ale with Rich as we end our adventure in Rodeo. We'll watch the sunset in wonderment; play dominos under the Benicia Bridge. Frolic with me and members of the cast from "The adventures of Love Canal." AGAIN, DON'T MISS OUT, this is a once-in-a-lifetime event as you cruise with Richhhhhh up San Pablo Bay and back, --to register, call: 999-999-9999 and get ready for fun and adventure.
You got Ronnnnnn beat all to hell with this deal!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT RICH. That asshat Owennnns cannot pay for his own cruise? The cheap f has no shame. ha ha
ReplyDeleteI was about to donate but since you're a dick to people hope you like that 7/11 toilet paper
ReplyDeleteDO YOU OFFER TRANSPORTATION TO THE EMBARCATION POINT?
ReplyDeleteAwesome Rich, best laugh I've had in a while. I love the part: includes all diet cokes and a luscious lunch at the McDonalds in Richmond. Will RonnnnnO McDonald be there?
ReplyDeleteDiet Cokes and McDonald's. That's a meal fit for a President!
ReplyDeleteLol - well done
ReplyDeleteWow. Another scoop from Rich.
ReplyDeleteNot a bad idea for raising some revenue, Rich. A media-dishing/discussion cruise.
ReplyDeleteCharter a boat, have great food and drink, and charge enough to get at least $29.99 profit from each passenger. You might even get some of the people you talk about to go on it.
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ReplyDeleteIf Ronnnnnn is going, count me in.
ReplyDeleteYou know, for a free meal he might just go.
DeleteTuna sandwiches and ginger ale sound great!
ReplyDeleteWhy would I want to go on a cruise with a nasty, evil FAT FUCK who wants donations but fails to post all comments? You've got a lot of fucking nerve. Richhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteOMG, some persons are as dumb as a box of rocks......
ReplyDeleteIncludes McDonalds too? All for $29.99? I don't suppose they'll serve from the left and remove from the right at McDonalds like they do on a $3000 cruise, but for $29.99, w/cruise, sightseeing, and McTreats galore, you gotta compromise somewhere. I'm down.
ReplyDeleteCan we spread the $29.99 into 3 easy payments? Really want to go.
ReplyDeleteHmmm Wonder if my nephew would let me borrow his party boat. It can hold about 80! at $29.99 per pax Rich would have to ask for donations for a month! :)
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