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| Yours Truly |
Much too much vodka in the over-priced bloody Mary at the airport Sunday night waiting for the obnoxious relative.
When I make a suggestion on being a kind soul and actually volunteer to pick her up at SFO the next time, hit me on the head with a hammer and sing "You light up my life" by Debby Boone.
Worse yet, the relative has Uber.
*Don't plan for a Monday night meet-up when there's a root canal/crown appt. the next day; maybe better after procedure late at night in an unknown tavern near 580.
*Stop sending texts to Lil Kim.
*Temporarily take KCBS off the preset radio button because all of a sudden KCBS is really trying to annoy me with all day/all night Megan Goldsby and the woman reporter with the shrieking voice. Pass the Advil.
*Make sure to send 37th e-mail to the "It's Just Lunch" folks--barter deal: set me up with a Jane from Daly City/divorced/no kids/is a nurse and can put up with impatient Jewish guy, bonus: he's not possessive and still loves Neil Young.
*Finalize my own internal study that the people that still have Christmas lights on their house are the same people who think American Idol is a documentary.
*Call Peter Giddings and ask for extra Circle7 pin to give to my newest would-be flame, Becky Easy, who I met at the San Leandro Denny's.
*Alert Google on a pressing personal matter: Stan the Commenter is getting really aggressive; too much Raisin Bran, maybe.
*Tell Facebook to sure, get as much as my personal information out there and be open to Russian women stalkers who are desperate for sensitive, calculated, men media bloggers.
Gotta admit it... You're the man.
ReplyDeleteHe is the man. Loved today's post. This coming from someone who criticizes too much :)
ReplyDeleteI want a circle 7 pin. Rock on Rich! And there's never too much vodka at the airport.
ReplyDeleteThank you for keeping this website St*n Free!
ReplyDeleteLet him find another Chat Room to stink up.
Your place has been Feng Shui'ed with all static cling now removed.
I just noticed. You have a huge head and big ears!!
ReplyDeletehe confesses that it aint the alluring scintillating shapely ''black chick''. he is now onto tall Blond statuesque lean but tautly shapely runway model goddesses.
ReplyDeleteafter listening to KNBR so much , Whiskey and Cola enter consciousness.
ReplyDeletenotice some European women have those good figures a bit more left over ancient shapely genetics and less chemicals allowed in food. Russian or others good shapely figures. you see a good figure and sure enough its someone with a Russian or European accent.
ReplyDeleteHave a cocktail with Big Vinny.
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