Love Connections

 *Allie Rasmus/KTVU: For not only being a good reporter; tenacious, relentless, probing; but also, so easy on the eyes. (So easy)

*Anne Makovec/KPIX: Underrated Sunday anchor; straightforward, precise, crisp and steady, consistent too. That's sexy.

*Melanie Woodrow/KGO: You have grown on me, Mel. If you took the tough face off when in public, you'd be even better than you are. Superficiality beckons, be careful.

*Juliette Goodrich/KPIX: Elegant and smooth, like a perfect beef burgundy --you have the Utopian formula down: beautiful and commanding --just watch the ego and maintain the Princess Grace persona and you'll be a Monday/Friday anchor, which you should be anyway.

*Christin Ayers/KPIX: You are better than I thought; a bit "soft" every now and then but then again, if you were a grunter, you wouldn't probably get the interviews and inside. Love the jeans look and Atlanta, "Hello" buddy deal, it's a keeper.  Speaking of Atlanta, I wish you'd stay here. Wait out CNN, you're only 32.

*Kira Klapper/KNTV: You have that LA buzz and enthusiasm --cheery and eternally happy. The professional sexy look has a sort of KCAL badge, might be best to check out SoCal real estate.

*Ama Daetz/KGO: You have come full circle. You are truly an amazing, beautiful, graceful and yes, sexy, news reader with Halle Berry looks and Sara Sidner pizazz --a younger Dana King. Lose some of the office gossip that you're sort of hard to get along and you'll be sniffing NY sooner rather than later.

*Rosemary Orozco/KTVU: Rosy, you're getting major face (and body) time --you're bigger than KTVU, that's not saying much but even I have to admit, yes, you're one, damn, great-looking broad. You can be my high-pressure-system any day. By the way, you can even talk like a pirate.

*Brittney Shipp/KRON: It's your wardrobe; the blue dresses, the black belts, the shoes--you look great! Philly loss, SF gain. I like the personality, the visual flair and strong delivery. I suggest we have some fondue and crackers with a glass of cab at the Fisherman's Wharf Holiday Inn. (Oh, I repeat, careful with the Bentley guy)

*Jan Wahl/KCBS: Just kidding.

*Vicki Liviakis/KRON: Vickster, you are a certified star. The best Greek asset since Frosene Phillips --you're better looking now then you were at KFRC --thank god for teleprompters too, you read so well.

*Cheryl Hurd/KNTV: My favorite NBC Bay Area reporter. It's not just the tough reporter, the go-get-'em appearance and rapid response --it's the allure of you and me sipping Mickey Rooney's at the Van Ness Avenue Holiday Inn.

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