AFFAIR or RELATIONSHIP?*Juliette Goodrich: relationship. Old-school. Diane Sawyer tendencies. Talks a little too much but room for advance.
*Allie Rasmus: Affair. Affectionate, compassionate, just enough to mix it up but too young for further reckoning. Probably cool for a dinner at Boulevard --I'll buy the first round of martinis.
*Pam Cook: relationship. The quiet studious type always longs for something more than just a quick horse-riding trip. She's probably quite delightful at the museum. A keeper.
*Brittney Shipp: relationship. Oh, please. Long, long termer. And it really has nothing to do with the beautiful body. She's smart, educated, feisty, a long-term commitment? Hell, I'll put a ring on it.
*Melanie Woodrow: affair. She's just catty enough for a quick little fix. A noontime lunch at Tadich followed by some early-evening wine at Le Central. Then things get interesting. I tell her, quite bold: "Just don't do any piece on me." She nods. We're ready to rumble.
*Cheryl Hurd: relationship. She's edgy and cultured, a good start. And smart as a whip too. We'd rummage through lots of museums and art exhibits before she suddenly stopped, whispered in my ear, "We have got to stop doing this--it's too delicious." I back down and give her my NY giggle, BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
*Lisa Argen: relationship. She's much too ambitious and respected for a mere affair. Affectionately, I'd compliment her on her new outfits and hair (and other things) and tell her it's time we went full throttle and move to Atlanta. Call the Rabbi.
*Janelle Wang: affair. Not because it's cheap or quickie-like, she's got a lot on her plate and I can help her out. Because that's the way I am. And she respects me for that.
*Darya Folsom: affair. Bad-da-Bing, what else were you expecting? Poetry trips and Marin art shows? Hell, keep on dreaming.
*Robin Winston: relationship: I believe the young lass needs a caring man with gravitas, patience and love. Yearning to grow, she's in for the field trip but understands that it will take much time to develop. She understands there's road blocks but I woo her with my magic and constant singing of "Piano in the dark." She immediately is captivated and although I'm not Christian, (which she prefers), I tell that "Hey, you know, "Jesus was Jewish!" Bingo!
*Tara Moriarty: affair. Hot, steamy and quick. Afterwards, sandwiches at Tommy's Joynt, (I buy) and I tell her a story about my third wife, Becky Easy, who I met at the Emeryville Dennys. She's ready to leave. Me too.
*Rosemary Orozco: affair. We begin our first meeting at the Fisherman's Wharf Holiday Inn. A bootle of '67 Charles Krug cab gets the night rolling but she wants more. I tell her I'm tight with Frank Somerville and immediately captivated, she gives me that pouty look! You know the rest of the story.
*Anny Hong: relationship. A bit testy but worthy of long-term matrimony and harmony, A sort of Asian, Ebony and Ivory girl. I woo her with the fact I'm a tremendous fan of Korean food and that I know the origin of the DMZ . She's slightly impressed. I also tell her that Kim Jong-Un is really a decent guy, just that the media doesn't report "good news." She's suspicious but it's a great ice-breaker and we live happily ever after.
So many women...
ReplyDeleteSo few restraining orders.
Don't forget the darling of weekend late-night KGO, Maureen Langan, aka Karel's Former Meal Ticket. Half her show consists of meaningless sound clips & shitball interviews with fellow comedians desperate for a buck.
ReplyDeleteHell, if I wasn't married, I'd have a fling with Tara Moriarty (LOVE that red hair) but take Katie Marzullo home to meet mom.
ReplyDeleteRich, you completely forgot one of your all time favorites, Natasha Zouves. Would you care to comment?
ReplyDeleteTerilyn Joe - a feisty lass who might be hard to keep up with. Would need to exercise caution with any open flames due to the proximity of hair spray (applied and reserve supplies).
ReplyDeleteAnd who might those on the other-side-of-the-street find attractive?
ReplyDeleteGee, won't post like that again, and lost it. Somewhat interesting thread; however it is saying more about YOU and the various people that comment,rather than the ladies.
ReplyDeleteBut would really like an answer to something I find more interesting ... last week I started hearing ads on KGO radio that I had not heard before..no disclaimer...over the weekend the commercials continued but were preceded by a station "disclaimer". I have not heard the ads since Monday. What is it? "God said, Man said. com" I won't go to the site as I am concerned that my computer would need an exorcist after viewing. Right wing? Mormon? Catholic? Please post and post answers. Thank you
You forgot Jan Wahl
ReplyDeleteIf my memory serves me correctly, wasn't she the inspiration for that critically acclaimed show "Teletubbies"??
DeleteRich, go to Vegas, get yourself a hooker,
ReplyDeletecome back restored and do some real writing.
Amen!!!!
DeleteRich, You've missed the obvious if you are after beauty, brains, and overall high class. If listed them here, in order of preference:
ReplyDeleteKatie Marzullo
Diane Dwyer
Ama Daetz
Vicki Liviakas
Concur.
DeleteYou really are a broken toy, Rich. Your therapist must be driving a Bentley.
ReplyDeleteRich Lieberman is a disgusting, fat, middle-aged pig fantasizing about something that will never happen: having consensual, unpaid-for sex with a woman.
ReplyDeleteChristine??
DeleteRich, when are you going to post another "Ask Rich Lieberman" column? I've got questions.
ReplyDeleteIf former media players were in play, I'd choose Elaine Corral. Cocktails, dinner and then at exactly 10:58 I'd say "oh, I have something I'd like to tell you."
ReplyDeleteYou are the worst person ever. All your credibility goes out the window with posts like this
ReplyDeleteDisagree.
DeleteWear loose fitting underwear or panties so you won't be so up tight.
DeleteWow. As they asked in World War II, "Was this trip absolutely necessary?"
ReplyDeleteI guess the males in this audience have had these thoughts too. But you're missing a few folks like Kristine Hansen (Playboy Playmate who was Bill Walsh's constant companion in later years), Leslie Griffith (but ask Mark "I've Covered the Raiders Since 1979" Ibanez first), Jacqueline Bennett, Tori Campbell (before she did Sum Ting Wong), among others.
It's been two hours since I read the premise of this blog posting, and I'm still doubled over with laughter.
ReplyDeleteDoes that disgusting pig Rich Lieberman actually imagine in even his wildest dreams that any of these women would ever give him the time of day?
ReplyDeleteNone of them would even fart in his direction.
There's a movie about this: Darya Does Ugly
ReplyDeletegreat post.
ReplyDeleteHeather Holmes is straight affair material. She rocks the tight cocktail dress. We leave a nice meal downtown buzzed on wine then hit Ruby Sky with some party favors. Very handsy on the dance floor.
Although every girl on the list is a qualified candidate. Congrats ladies!
I'd comment Diane Dwyer is even more amazing in person than on the tube at least twice as good looking. The new KRON 4 gal is a winner Brittney Shipp is gorgeous! When her three months are up at KRON someone is going to grab her for a lot more money than KRON pays anyone...
ReplyDeleteBREAKING NEWS! Another pregnant very white woman on KPIX doing traffic this morning.
ReplyDeleteIts like they're allergic to color. And good ratings.
I've always had a thing for KQED's Thuy Vu--even back when I worked with her at a couple of the local affils.)
ReplyDeleteShe is SmartCuteSexy (one word...it describes her). She also has a great sense of humor!
She'd be wife material (if she or I weren't already married!)
Oh, man! You left out the very best one, Natasha Zouves! She's a hottie with total, energetic fire. There'd never be a dull moment.
ReplyDeleteRich, if you looked like the guy in that photo, even I'd do you.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, with an attitude like that you'd be lucky if Jan Wahl would do you.
ReplyDeleteTwo words....Ama Daetz. Gorgeous eyes. Gorgeous smile and quite capable of not sounding like a complete ditz when off script. Is she married? Dating? I'd buy that for a dollar. Hope she sticks around. She and Sandhya are about the only ones I can stomach.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Maureen "I'd Like to Nail-Her" Naylor. Smart, outstanding looks and seemingly easy to be around.
ReplyDeleteHands down: Jacqueline Bennett. It's the way she enunciates. (Talented lips).
ReplyDeleteFor all you "LieberSlammers": you play right into his hands. Y'all SOOO gullible.
Definitely Cheryl Hurd. In addition to all that, she's childfree! YAY!!!! It took her longer to get into a good position but she kept at it. I think of her as a star. She was always very nice to me when we ran across at events we were both covering. I was in print and I'm long out of the business but I have kind memories of Ms. Hurd.
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