Hey, Join The KPIX Weather Watchers So We Don't Have To Pay You, Dumbass

 KPIX has a great idea: "Join The PIX Weather Watchers"... Tracking The Bay Area’s Micro Climates. Wow, sounds groovy. Your chance to get on TV!

Translation: KPIX gets FREE content. FREE pictures. FREE video. We don't have to pay you, dumbass!

Checkmate.

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