CNN's Ratings Nirvana Lost Plane Flight Simulator the New Cable Playboy Mansion

 Hi, I'm Jeff Zucker...I'll take a Bombay tonic, two flight attendants, Richard Quest, Martin Savidge and Mary Schiavo twerking.


This was all it took?


And that damn flight simulator? I'm a frickin' genius!


We're beating O'Reilly? Damn!


Who knew.








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