Well done. Yes. it is cathartic. I believe the psychological term is "The Lake Wobegon effect". You're the crusty, curmudgeon barkeeper, stocking the back bar, keeping the glasses clean with fresh coasters on the bar-top. The local watering hole, where disheveled rabble like ourselves, can engage in commentary which can get quite animated. Indulging and embellishing our accomplishments and lies. Yes, Murrow would be spinning like a lathe right now if he was to see what has become of the much maligned CBS.
I haven't read the Chronicle in many years, but the Sunday delivery guy would sometimes throw the paper against the garage doors in my neighborhood, so it was a rude wake-up around 4am every Sunday. I could tell the Chronicle circulation is way down because I can't remember the last time I had that 4am wake-up.
We get the beat up car with no muffler delivering the VOMIT (Valley of the Moon Index Tribune) to neighbors twice a week, waking us up and gassing us out.
Tori Ganes on Ch. 2 News might be biggest moron to grace Bay Area stations yet. Where did they find this lady. She dresses like middle schooler in gym class and has intellect of a lab rat.
Well done. Yes. it is cathartic. I believe the psychological term is "The Lake Wobegon effect". You're the crusty, curmudgeon barkeeper, stocking the back bar, keeping the glasses clean with fresh coasters on the bar-top. The local watering hole, where disheveled rabble like ourselves, can engage in commentary which can get quite animated. Indulging and embellishing our accomplishments and lies. Yes, Murrow would be spinning like a lathe right now if he was to see what has become of the much maligned CBS.
ReplyDeleteThe Reporters Notebook is a welcome addition.
Lake Wobegon, where"all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average".-G.K.
DeleteI haven't read the Chronicle in many years, but the Sunday delivery guy would sometimes throw the paper against the garage doors in my neighborhood, so it was a rude wake-up around 4am every Sunday. I could tell the Chronicle circulation is way down because I can't remember the last time I had that 4am wake-up.
ReplyDeleteWe get the beat up car with no muffler delivering the VOMIT (Valley of the Moon Index Tribune) to neighbors twice a week, waking us up and gassing us out.
DeleteTori Ganes on Ch. 2 News might be biggest moron to grace Bay Area stations yet. Where did they find this lady. She dresses like middle schooler in gym class and has intellect of a lab rat.
ReplyDelete@ 2:47 Now now heather, behave yourself, you've already gotten rid Haener, no need to get nastier
DeleteI’d like “Lesbian Impersonators” for $200, please.
DeleteWho is Tori Gaines?
Thanks Alex, I’ll take fake, unqualified and UNTALENTED for $400.
DeleteWho is Tory Gaynes as well???
I’ll take ‘Things that have more air than a tire for $800, Alex.’
Delete2:47am, She probably got the job because she's gay. Fucking Bay Area.
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