I could save all these networks loads of money by doing the winter weather reporting.
ME: how's business? HAL'S HARDWARE: very busy this morning ME: what are people buying? HAL'S HARDWARE: tarps, this is the last of my supply. I'll need to double my order tonight
ME: how was the drive today? RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: slow ME: were you prepared for the snow? RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: I have never driven in snow
Get the camera guy to span the landscape. Report done.
@8:43 GOOD JOB !! You are hired, when can you start? We pay in Peanuts, free beer (tomorrow), and stale popcorn. You have talent !! Look out Rosemary !!
Ask Murphy which way the wind blows? His answer, “does the wind blow too?”
Weather Guessers are really good at telling you what has happened, not so good at telling you what’s ahead. I heard 11”+ inches in Healdsburg YESTERDAY. Those are biblical type numbers. How does the Danville fountain look? Asking for a friend in Santa Clara.
That woman is a blithering idiot! Are they hired with a 3 year contract already in place, so we're stuck with them for at least that long? I don't see how she made it out of the interview alive, must less get herself hired.
It's not "real weather" unless there is a live-remote from the San Anselmo creek or Mill Valley Mazanita Park & Ride. Everything else is just piss mist.
Reporter to cameraman...look over there at that puddle, you can use that for a backdrop. Cameraman I think some pissed on the sidewalk...you know we're in SF on Market ST.
I could save all these networks loads of money by doing the winter weather reporting.
ReplyDeleteME: how's business?
HAL'S HARDWARE: very busy this morning
ME: what are people buying?
HAL'S HARDWARE: tarps, this is the last of my supply. I'll need to double my order tonight
ME: how was the drive today?
RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: slow
ME: were you prepared for the snow?
RANDOM DRIVER @ NYACK: I have never driven in snow
Get the camera guy to span the landscape. Report done.
LOL.....
Delete@8:43 GOOD JOB !! You are hired, when can you start? We pay in Peanuts, free beer (tomorrow), and stale popcorn.
DeleteYou have talent !! Look out Rosemary !!
Rosemary doesn't need her ktvu job, she's a big time fashionista with her own clothing company! That's why they call her Posemary.
DeleteThis will help save Zak Sos from having to trek up I-80 today.
DeleteAsk Murphy which way the wind blows?
ReplyDeleteHis answer, “does the wind blow too?”
Weather Guessers are really good at telling you what has happened, not so good at telling you what’s ahead.
I heard 11”+ inches in Healdsburg YESTERDAY. Those are biblical type numbers.
How does the Danville fountain look? Asking for a friend in Santa Clara.
Was amused when zoe mintz pronounced city of Carmel like the candy.
ReplyDeleteThat woman is a blithering idiot! Are they hired with a 3 year contract already in place, so we're stuck with them for at least that long? I don't see how she made it out of the interview alive, must less get herself hired.
DeleteIt's not "real weather" unless there is a live-remote from the San Anselmo creek or Mill Valley Mazanita Park & Ride. Everything else is just piss mist.
ReplyDeleteReporter to cameraman...look over there at that puddle, you can use that for a backdrop. Cameraman I think some pissed on the sidewalk...you know we're in SF on Market ST.
ReplyDeleteYou know the bomb cyclone is the real deal when they do a live segment from Guerneville.
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