415 Media Christmas Gifts to Bay Area Media Icons

RONN OWENS: vanity.

*Ben Fong-Torres: just a few more I-Heart coffee mugs and BARHOF press releases.

*Cumulus: A Black guy in middle management.

*KNBR: a pulse.

*KGO: CPR

*KSFO: more truck drivers from Pacheco.

*Darya Folsom: two cantaloupes.

*Heather Holmes: about 7 plaid blouses and black pants.

*Foodie Chap: toast.

*Chef Ryan Scott: Ronn Owens' toilet paper.

*Ethan Bear!man: Brian Sussman's toilet paper.

*Jack Swanson: guide book to evade Len Tillem's hiking trails in Marin.

*Mickey Luckoff: humility.

*John Rothmann: memory.

*KFOG: Jack Kevorkian's memoirs.

*Stan the Internet commenter: timing.

*Kenny Wardell: brown toilet paper.

*Leah Garchik: $50 gift certificate to every Marin Whole Foods.

*Michael Krasny: Ronn Owens' sloppy seconds.

*Reggie Aqui: 2019 Sharks season tickets.

*Tracey Watkowski-Silva: three-day rendezvous with Tom Cibrowski in secret suite at Disneyland Hotel.

*Brian Hackney: Bruno Cohen's extra wall heater.

*Vern Glenn: Gary Radnich's lawnmower.

*Gary Radnich: Rihanna porn pictures on Internet.

*Cheryl Hurd: Rich Lieberman's debut as the first Bay Area blogger/stalker actor in "So, I wanted a sistuh."

*Murph and Mac: new Amazon novel: "Burt and Ernie Mass Chronicles."

*Tom Tolbert: 13,000 vats of PBR.

*John  Lund: Jeremiah Crowe's after-dinner mints.

*Larry Krueger: Tony Salvatore's hidden stash.

*Dennis O'Donnell: Bob Bonaventura's secret notebook.

*Doug Sovern: every press pass conceived and kept locked in a mason jar at the HOJ.

*Larry Baer: All the extra bumper stickers not given to KNBR employees: "Has Larry Baer hugged your interns today?"

*Brian Sussman: 12 Glocks; 14 Uzis; Jews for Jesus brunch at Concord Hilton; and desert gold certificates to last a lifetime.

*Aaron Pero: life size portrait of Miss Sacramento and scream session at the Santa Cruz boardwalk.

*Damon Bruce: Jason Barret  autographed beach towels.

*Greg Papa: Dave Feldman's dental floss and one diet coke in the Comcast cafeteria.

*Henry Schulman: Gandhi's greatest hits.

*Audrey Cooper: memoires of "I have day dreams of Jon Carroll."

*Scott Ostler: just another anti-Oakland rip because you never seem to bash Oakland that much.

*Bob Fitzgerald: blow-up Rudy doll.

*Doug Harvill: blow-up Randall Bloomquist doll.

*Ronn Owens' ego: Ray Taliaferro's ghost.

*Brian Copeland: Ronn Owens' sloppy seconds. (As long as they're white girls)

*North Beach Restaurant: Ronn Owens' tips of 2018 in holiday bowl the size of public toilet on Hyde and Leavenworth.

*Patrick Connor: burnt toast.

*Ahmed Fareed: Connecticut summer leisure suits.

*Mark Davis: Libby Schaff's used toilet paper.

*Stan Bunger: a few days off.

*Susan Leigh Taylor: wiper blades.

*Jeffrey Schaub: life-size blow-up doll of Bill Schechner.

*Bret Burkhart: Armstrong and Getty bobbleheads.

*Allen Martin: Liz Cook's string bean casserole.

*Mark Ibanez: blogger stew with chili con contract renewal.

*Jim Barnett: old cd "Sarah Smile" by Hall and Oates.

*Lee Housekeeper: Willie Brown used toilet paper.

*Rob Roth: Gasia Mikaelian's Fresno house slippers.

*Gasia Mikaelian: Tom Vacar's 56,345 bitter beer facials.

*Chris Nohr: entire video catalogue of "Candid Camera."

*Kenny Choi: lifesize blow-up doll of Jack Lord's second wife.

*Tim Kawakami: two hours of extreme blocking in a secret dominatrix chamber on 7th and Howard with Mistress Twitter.

*Rich Lieberman: mysterious Russian donations to 415 Media.