Friday, September 8, 2017

Hey, Speaking of Disgusting, Let's All Watch this Dreck Promo for KTVU's Crappy, 'The Nine'



AS Promos Go, I've seen worse than the dreck up above but considering it's KTVU, yes, even Fox-infested KTVU, this is right up there in the regurgitate department.

 Sal Castaneda is quietly asking his bosses for more money --perhaps one of the reasons why he had to tape this crappola with a straight face. It's something, I'm sure, Sal, laughs out load when he gets home with wifey; Gasia Mikaelian, we've grown accustomed to her major, everyday, suck-if-I-cation and even though she's an unmitigated disaster, it still pains to watch this and consider the fact, a long, long, time ago in a place, far, far, away, KTVU used to be the gold standard for TV News; no more. 

 Mike Mibach is a dedicated pompous ass who talks like he's performing in front of his college homeroom students; I wonder if KTVU gave him a letter jacket for this dreadful diddy.
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2017 at 4:06 PM

    Nationality, Nationality, Caucasian. It's what they seem to feel they need nowadays in the Bay Area.

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    1. Tim Hankel, Jim's BrotherSeptember 10, 2017 at 7:34 AM

      It hurts, Jim, it hurts...I can't hold it in any longer...

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    2. Jim Hankel, Tim's BrotherSeptember 10, 2017 at 7:07 PM

      Yeah, well, I drank all your 7-Up, so Fuck You.

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  2. UppercutSeptember 8, 2017 at 5:58 PM

    It's Brick!

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  3. UnknownSeptember 8, 2017 at 6:24 PM

    Heather Holmes, please!

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2017 at 9:45 PM

    As awful and conceptless as this is, I just now saw one for KGO that's even worse, singing the praises of Natasha Zouves because--wait for it!--she can *bake.* Kill me. Yeah, that's why I watch the news, because the anchor can bake.

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    1. SqueakySeptember 8, 2017 at 11:49 PM

      She bakes hash oil. It smells great!

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    2. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2017 at 2:35 PM

      What can I do to brighten up your day, an ad phrase from Natasha Zouves....Don't show up for work and you will brighten up the day.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2017 at 9:55 PM

    Better than the ads from KGO 7 copycating KTVU 2. This is how lame KGO 7 ads over boosting their anchors with stupid anchors stupid ideas just show how lame is their morning team. "She is from Michigan and there is no traffic" and then a reporter is dumb enough to say "true story" like a sassy showoff. Another one "She can dance, she is getting her Masters", who cares! The worst one is this ad interviewing this anchor showing off how she raises her hands in class got her a successful job as a reporter, Jesus! I wonder if everyone sits in front of class and raises their hands, are they going to become a CEO. This is how bad KGO has gotten with the current team, poor choices.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2017 at 4:57 PM

    Where's the promo video?

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  7. Stan the ObserverSeptember 10, 2017 at 9:22 AM

    KTVU blocked or deleted the vid. They are so sensitive...

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