Thursday, July 6, 2017

You Would Expect Darya Being Darya in Banana-Eating Contest on KRON But Just What The Fuck Was Will Tran Thinking?

Image result for will tran kron 4 banana contest  EARLIER TODAY we posted a mildly entertaining video showing exactly why Darya Folsom may have issues in both her personal and professional life.

Hey, everyone has issues--I have issues. It's called life.

But back to earlier today; someone at KRON thought it would be funny to stage a banana-eating contest. I don't think it was Darya but it's certainly something Daryaesque; in other words, something Darya is clearly capable of pulling off because El Darya at this stage of her illustrious career really doesn't give a shit about news and credibility. Come to think of it when did she ever give a shit? I rest my case. This has The Dar's fingerprints all over it and fits right into her bat shit, middle-aged woman with fake doughnut-years. It's all part of the curriculum and Dar's OK with it, no matter how ridiculous, how pathetic, how sad it makes Darya look. Let's Do It, just like the swoosh company says.

Will Tran, on the other hand, is a slightly respected, moderately capable form of human dreck that fits right into KRON's latest business model. He's always on time, takes the MMJ bullshit in stride, has a fairly quasi "good-looking" male style that lights up the day with women with beehive hairdos from Millbrae that actually watch KRON, willfully without any candy bars and free coupons from Round Table. They watch and they look out for Will.  Which then begs the question: What the fuck was Will thinking with the Darya shit? What, some other Neanderthal KRONnite was busy? I mean, seriously, Will couldn't have told the EP, "hey, this is beneath me --I'm not doing this. And I don't give a shit if you call Aaron (Pero) --be my guest."

Image result for What the fuck were you thinking?I'm sort of speaking for Will but if I'm Will this kind of shit doesn't look good on a resume and for future employment in, say, LA or Chicago where Will is looking long term and unleashed from the KRON kidnapping. That's what most good KRON reporters do: they execute a game plan to one day escape KRON and work at legitimate TV News stations where there's no You Tube videos that have blow job innuendos. The only people that put up with KRON-like shittola are those who are promised lifetime gigs and sleep with the news director. Oh, what a life.

So, again, Will Tran, just what the fuck were you thinking?

Because we care about you, Will, --we do.


16 comments:

  1. Hey Rich,

    Is Darya even married??? I would sure have to be her spouse!!!

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    1. Sam The Butcher in PenngroveJuly 7, 2017 at 6:34 AM

      Darya's Ham needs some Slappin.

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    2. Mike Brady in SonomaJuly 7, 2017 at 10:12 AM

      Stir Up The Salad, Darya!!

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  2. Funny but Will used to answer my tweets...until one day he put one and one together,or Radnich complained to him. He just stopped like that. THEN,he posted photos of he with Radnich. Being condescending I'm sure. Will,I'm also sure, never heard Radnich over the years talk with contempt about the many Asian anchors and reporters he worked with or knew.
    I know what I heard and Will can ask me anytime. But,he wont.

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    1. Stan...that is one of the most dumbest comments I've heard from you. What does Twitter and race have to do with eating bananas?

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    2. Anon @7:37 is correct.

      Stan's comment sounds insane. He's imagining some non-existent relationship with Will with all kinds of conspiratorial delusions...

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  3. He was thinking "at least you can't mock me for my faux-pirate act for the next decade."

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  4. Will is a loser at a loser tv station. They're a perfect fit

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  5. Too bad she did not choke the banana on LIVE TV. If she did, there goes the commercial break for the next 10 minutes.

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  6. So does she want a picture of my junk or not???

    I'm confused now.

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  7. I am confused after watching the clip...why was Will riding a moving vehicle? What was the point of that?

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  8. I've never understood how Will Tran even has a job in broadcasting.

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  9. Darya on the way to Havana
    Used to make her living by eating a banana
    Now she's been fined by the FCC
    Trump likes that pee

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  10. Darya and a horse walk in to a bar - bartender says why the long faces?

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  11. Darya can fit a lot in that mouth...

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  12. Television News Media "Trashy Hos" Awards

    Kathy Parks KCRA Weekends, *2017* *Dirty Slut Recognition*
    Darya Folsom KRON Mornings
    Ama Daetz, KGO Anchor
    Veronica De La Cruz, KPIX Anchor

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