You Would Expect Darya Being Darya in Banana-Eating Contest on KRON But Just What The Fuck Was Will Tran Thinking?

  EARLIER TODAY we posted a mildly entertaining video showing exactly why Darya Folsom may have issues in both her personal and professional life.

Hey, everyone has issues--I have issues. It's called life.

But back to earlier today; someone at KRON thought it would be funny to stage a banana-eating contest. I don't think it was Darya but it's certainly something Daryaesque; in other words, something Darya is clearly capable of pulling off because El Darya at this stage of her illustrious career really doesn't give a shit about news and credibility. Come to think of it when did she ever give a shit? I rest my case. This has The Dar's fingerprints all over it and fits right into her bat shit, middle-aged woman with fake doughnut-years. It's all part of the curriculum and Dar's OK with it, no matter how ridiculous, how pathetic, how sad it makes Darya look. Let's Do It, just like the swoosh company says.

Will Tran, on the other hand, is a slightly respected, moderately capable form of human dreck that fits right into KRON's latest business model. He's always on time, takes the MMJ bullshit in stride, has a fairly quasi "good-looking" male style that lights up the day with women with beehive hairdos from Millbrae that actually watch KRON, willfully without any candy bars and free coupons from Round Table. They watch and they look out for Will.  Which then begs the question: What the fuck was Will thinking with the Darya shit? What, some other Neanderthal KRONnite was busy? I mean, seriously, Will couldn't have told the EP, "hey, this is beneath me --I'm not doing this. And I don't give a shit if you call Aaron (Pero) --be my guest."

I'm sort of speaking for Will but if I'm Will this kind of shit doesn't look good on a resume and for future employment in, say, LA or Chicago where Will is looking long term and unleashed from the KRON kidnapping. That's what most good KRON reporters do: they execute a game plan to one day escape KRON and work at legitimate TV News stations where there's no You Tube videos that have blow job innuendos. The only people that put up with KRON-like shittola are those who are promised lifetime gigs and sleep with the news director. Oh, what a life.

So, again, Will Tran, just what the fuck were you thinking?

Because we care about you, Will, --we do.