Friday, June 9, 2017

Bay Area Media Celebrity Dinner Menu Plans While Warriors Win NBA Finals

Related image   BAY AREA MEDIA CELEBRITY WARRIORS/NBA FINALS CHAMPIONSHIP PARTY PLANS...

*Chip Franklin/KGO Radio: Chipster has a nice cheese and triscuits spread ready...complete with a luscious 10 buck bottle of Kendall Jackson from Safeway; in addition, Chip will tell his party of 7, again, "I'm a comedian you know."'m

*Jan Wahl/KCBS: Jan's planning on a real barn-burner ...went to Trader Joe's and splurged on mustard chili and some Paul Newman peanut-butter cups...so energized by it all, Jan's gonna sing the theme from "The Sting!' perched on her brand new temperpedic. Yowsa!

*Foodie Chap Liam Mayclam: got a trade-out at Grumpy's provided he never talks to the patrons about his experience with the clam chowder guy at the lousy restaurant at Pier 39.

*Roberta Gonzales /KCBS-KPIX: bottomless mimosas for herself and Juliette Goodrich; 2-buck chuck for the others at the Old Ship. Might do the Macarena in lingerie if Curry hits a triple double.

*Ethan Bear-MAN!/KGO Radio: Ethan is having a quiet get-together at the house here --very subdued, alcohol-free and no chips and salsa; in fact, Bearman and friends will celebrate the Dubs victory with a bowl of gluten free melba toast, cheese-less velveeta, and Ronnnn Owens sushi leftovers that are shaped like gadgets.

*Tom Tolbert/KNBR: 200,000 kegs of Corona, no lime.

*Gary Radnich: KNBR/KRON: plain toast.

*Bob Fitzgerald: KNBR/Warriors: a garlic, smarmy fondue called "Giggler's Goulash" with a"Flunkster Dude" house salad for ten. (Ha Ha Ha Ha!)

*Brian Murphy: KNBR: UCLA pizza; a mass pop culture spinach dip (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) and some homemade "Dude" tacos laced with Irish cream. "DUDE!"

*Brian Copeland: KGO Radio: All the "Black and Tans" from Fentons.

*Stan the Commenter: Uh, Rupert Pupkin fish sticks and 1 diet coke.

*Brian Sussman: KSFO: Donald Trump vanilla ice cream infused with Kellyanne Conway chocolate sauce --extra scoops just for Brian. Everyone else? Pussy pie.

*Dan Rosenheim// KPIX: all the leftovers from Bruno's going-away party.

*Bruno Cohen: Retired/CBS: all the leftovers from Dan's birthday party.

*Aaron Pero: KRON: screaming, lemon chicken wings for six at Wing Stop --and a bottle of generic vodka from the Van Ness Bev Mo.

*Stanley Roberts: KRON: about 16 box lunches swiped from various people behaving badly near the corner of Sixth and Mission who negotiated a trade-out in exchange for no grief from Stan's camera and Isaac Hayes impression.

*Leah Garchik: SF ChronicleWill Durst melon balls; Michael Krasny meat loaf; Charlotte Mailliard mashed potatoes and a very special George Schulz /GOP mock apple pie.

16 comments:

  1. Rich Lieberman: Orchid flowers on Rye. As close to ....wink wink..
    When you dish,you have to take.

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  2. I kept it classy...but you get it..wink.

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  3. Gary Radnich: Baloney on stale bread.

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    1. Stan: BS on anything and everything.

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    2. Rupert Pupkin has chimed in. He's serving Eggo waffles and fries WITH ketchup...

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  4. Arlene in NovatoJune 9, 2017 at 6:07 PM

    Larry Krueger: Fatboy called me today wanting me to meet him at Slappy's tonight for hot dogs and watch the game on his 20-pound portable tv. I told him and his wife Ezra, "Hell, No!!!".

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  5. "...and Ronnnn Owens sushi leftovers that are shaped like gadgets"

    That made me laugh really hard

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  6. I'll have what Brian Sussman's guests are having!

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  7. Rich, I'm so happy that I'm not the only one that always marvels about how Bob Fitzgerald always laughs at his own jokes that he makes. I urge everyone to notice this. Who laughs at their own jokes? Bob Fitzgerald does. The hard part is that he's never funny. Mr. White Bread from Notre Dame-and he'll make sure you know that's where he went to school.

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    1. Fitzgerald is so damn annoying!!!

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  8. Those "gadgets" .... are actually worms in the sushi.

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  9. I LIKE FISHSTICKS. Proud of it. Although as I got old I changed from dipping them in ketchup to now the more refined mayo.
    And- I salute Corndogs!..Whats the Pleasanton fair without Corndogs? Lots,LOTS, of yellow mustard slathered on.
    Today is rotisserie chicken leftovers sandwich on Wonder Bread.
    I just cant stop being ALL-American.

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    1. I LIKE FISHSTICKS...and I cannot lie...

      Sorry, someone had to do it...

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  10. Fire Bob Fitzgerald!

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  11. Fish Sticks and custard for those that know WHO

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  12. Radnich: Baloney on MOLDY stale bread..

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