Sunday, April 16, 2017

Shrieking KGO-TV Anchor Kate Larsen Woke Me Sunday Morning

Image result for kate larsen abc IMAGINE BEING AWOKEN BY A SHRIEKING BLOND TONSIL...Sunday morning was going to be tough anyway as Saturday night was dreadful. I'll spare you the gruesome details but suffice to say challenges lie ahead.

Can't you just wait!

So I'm waking up, coffee-less, I turn on the local news --KGO's --mind you I might as well be sleepwalking because I'm not there yet. Some might say even when I'm there I'm still not there yet but that's another story altogether.

So now I'm listening to a very distinct, SHRIEKING blond anchorwoman on Circle7 --she looks very LAish and not surprising, Kate Larsen is an El-Lay worker (KNBC) who IS TALKING, SHOUTING really on TV --she looks and sounds as if she wants some kind of acceptance because it appears Ms. Larsen doesn't have the local landscape down just yet. She looks nice mind you because she's blond and plentiful but her squeaky, shrieky, voice from hell is driving me nuts, practically ga-ga nutso because her voice is so disgusting I'm wondering how she gets away with such a gnarly sound, it's so Disneyish. Wait a minute!

Why am I still watching? I have no clue --it's not the blond thing, Kate is a pretty woman, fine but her forced delivery is both disgusting and yet, enhanced and somewhat watchable. It's a confusing phenomena and I can't quite figure it out. I also can't figure out how I've missed this woman--where did she pop out of? Hold the jokes, you know what I mean, did Larsen just wander onto 900 Front? I should have got a memo or something --a note --because Larsen is both annoying and amusing enough to garner 415 Media attention. There's a lot there to comprehend so do so at your own pace as I will get back to bed and cover my ears with a non-MyPillow pillow and dream about Marie Osmond.

21 comments:

  1. Soon-to-be-divorced Hank in WindsorApril 16, 2017 at 10:25 AM

    Yeah, she shrieks, but not like my wife when we're on Interstate 5 heading to Death Valley. "I have to go to the bathroom!!!" "Not now, Goddamit.", said I.

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  2. Not as bad as Reba Arnold. Once I saw the Rosemary Orozco, a little daring today and I love women who are daring, I never changed the channel. Feminine perfection at it's finest, that's who she is!

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    1. Thanks for the reminder about Keba. That was sarcastic. I almost forgot about her -- in the same way you forget how badly ill-fitting shoes hurt your feet a few minutes after you take them off.

      I see she got out of the news business and into running a kickboxing franchise. Thank you, God!

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  3. She was on yesterday too. You missed Frances Dinglasen wearing a cold shoulder cutout dress on Saturday . it was all kinda weird.

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  4. 11:37...got ya! Did see Frances yesterday, how can I forget!
    The women are looking better and better, daring and more daring, can't imagine the News without them! They prove there is more to the News, than just the News and you bet, I approve!! Love the "full length" shots, it's about time.

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  5. I know Natasha...
    And She's no Natasha.
    Stay in your lane Missy.

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  6. Is it just me or is Rosemary Orozco the most poised and professional on-camera personality in the area.

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    1. 12:49...Your are correct! I could add a whole bunch of stuff here, but because of my Sensitivity Training I won't. I can't leave without using the term "Symmetrical Goddess."

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  7. Only the best for Trixie.

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  8. Kate is tall and very healthy. She also is a good tweeter. That's where I first met her arrival at KGO.
    As always,who left? Seems like the rest of the team is there.

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    1. I sure hope Stan doesn't imagine encountering someone on Twitter is the equivalent of meeting someone. Shades of Rupert Pupkin,

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    2. To Stan it means their practically engaged.

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  9. Rosemary O. may be "poised" and "beautiful" but when reading the news instead of the weather poor thing doesn't know what she's talking about. LOL

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    1. 2:10...Has a Rosemary jealously card just been played?

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  10. I'd hit it.

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    1. Thanks Donald. I'm sure she'd find you irresistible.

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  11. Why the hell did this blondie leave Smog Angeles for the shithole of KGO? Can it be that KNBC is worse than the media cesspools of the Bay Area?

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  12. Sorry your ears had to be tortured by her screeching.

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  13. Meanwhile this AM, the KRON 4 team of James Fletcher, Teresa Estacio, Robin Winston and Anny Hong seemed to be relaxed and having fun. Was it because Darya the Wonder Bra wasn't there? It always seems that way when she's not around.

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  14. Speaking of dressing more datingly, I've been checking out Lisa Argent on KGO lately!

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  15. Couldn't be any worse then being trapped in an elevator with Chip Franklin.

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