IMAGINE BEING AWOKEN BY A SHRIEKING BLOND TONSIL...Sunday morning was going to be tough anyway as Saturday night was dreadful. I'll spare you the gruesome details but suffice to say challenges lie ahead.
Can't you just wait!
So I'm waking up, coffee-less, I turn on the local news --KGO's --mind you I might as well be sleepwalking because I'm not there yet. Some might say even when I'm there I'm still not there yet but that's another story altogether.
So now I'm listening to a very distinct, SHRIEKING blond anchorwoman on Circle7 --she looks very LAish and not surprising, Kate Larsen is an El-Lay worker (KNBC) who IS TALKING, SHOUTING really on TV --she looks and sounds as if she wants some kind of acceptance because it appears Ms. Larsen doesn't have the local landscape down just yet. She looks nice mind you because she's blond and plentiful but her squeaky, shrieky, voice from hell is driving me nuts, practically ga-ga nutso because her voice is so disgusting I'm wondering how she gets away with such a gnarly sound, it's so Disneyish. Wait a minute!
Why am I still watching? I have no clue --it's not the blond thing, Kate is a pretty woman, fine but her forced delivery is both disgusting and yet, enhanced and somewhat watchable. It's a confusing phenomena and I can't quite figure it out. I also can't figure out how I've missed this woman--where did she pop out of? Hold the jokes, you know what I mean, did Larsen just wander onto 900 Front? I should have got a memo or something --a note --because Larsen is both annoying and amusing enough to garner 415 Media attention. There's a lot there to comprehend so do so at your own pace as I will get back to bed and cover my ears with a non-MyPillow pillow and dream about Marie Osmond.