*Armstrong and Getty: their fans are the people who don't have passports.
*Or to be more precise: A&G devotees usually watch Wheel of Fortune and skip Jeopardy.
*That traffic guy in the morning on KNTV (NBC Bay Area) keeps shouting and shouting, for whatever reason I don't know nor care.
*On the day of the Inauguration, Chip Franklin was talking on KGO Radio about the idea of "having sex when you're not married." Seriously, even Chip's giggling sidekick, Nikki was seen in another room shaking her head. She was not alone.
*Chip has a busy day: he's taping MyPillow ads, toe fungus, toilet paper, furniture, patio equipment, Chip has to feed the family you know.
*Vern Glenn: quit acting like Radnich --it's bad enough we have one.
*Speaking of Raddy Baddy: the other day he was spouting his foolish diatribe against those men in professional sports past the age of 30 hanging on, saying they should quit pursuing their dream and tend to their family: "If you're single, fine, do whatever you want but if you're married, you have kids, it's time to call it quits." Radnich, the family man. Has a nice flow, like Mel Gibson the rabbi.
*Kenny Choi: the poor man's Da Lin.
*Ronn really, really, really, has no time for those wimpy protesters. They make it impossible for him to get to Macys to buy his 100th Tommy Bahama short-sleeve shirt with imprinted gadgets on the back.
*During Vietnam and Watergate, my sources tell me, Ronn was really pissed off at some protesters marching in Washington and NY. "What good will it do?"
*Roberta Gonzales: the gruesome chirpiness has become a certifiable weapon of mass destruction. It's not so much the screeching more the fake giddiness that has resulted in grown men reaching extra length for the vomit bag.
*And Stan Bunger: enough of your weather wizzies with Roberta, they're beginning to make you sound like a chipmunk.
*Alternative Facts dept: Damon Bruce is entertaining.
*Joe Starkey's termite radio commercials have paid for an entire new bathroom so don't fault Joe.
*860 AM: The Answer: radio melba toast and home of Bay Area Donald Trump pimping society.
*President Trump just signed an Executive Order prohibiting Brian Copeland from having "Headlines with the Headliners."
*Jan Wahl: KCBS's Yentyl.
Have a nice day.