MY E-MAIL server has revealed, according to press reports, that I may have received secret e-mails from Amy G and Jan Wahl. Hogwash. All I remember is that I've never met any of them and as far as I'm concerned, 7 days before the next 49ers game, this is all very suspicious.
*To be serious for a change, the Chronicle isn't very transparent.
Look at the sports page where the beat reporter for the Warriors was suspended, returned, and then switched to the Cal football beat. Meanwhile, the Cal beat guy is now the beat guy for the Warriors. No big deal, only the Chronicle hasn't said a word to its readers and the public. Maybe their new EIC way of doing business because, as we all know, only at the Chron are there "real journalists."
*KTVU: a virtual building with a bay-sized amount of paranoia. Their faces may look cheery and they may elicit loads of cackling and laughter but INSIDE Jack London Square is fear and loathing --between team players who don't trust one another; the snitches that work for management that have been foxified --and those that don't. The senior reporters, anchors, and producers have established semi-secret coffee meetings at the nearby Blue Bottle. Surprisingly, one influential senior anchor doesn't attend and is rumored to be the house #1 snitch. He should probably work out more up on Broadway where he can think out more Facebook posts.
*The Greek Madonna at KRON that just married a much-younger social stud is quite a hit at Kokkari with her outlandish sweet talk and overall demeanor; the younger guy had better pay more attention to her otherwise he may end up on Stan Roberts' hit list.
*Now that there's some real weather out there (for a change) the 70,000 weather reports every five minutes on TV and radio are slightly worth taking a look at. Or are you just immersed with Rosemary's dress.
*In all this e-mail/Hillary/Comey bouillabaisse --it was good to be home on Saturday night recovering and listening to a sea of civility on KGO Radio from 7-10 as John Rothmann was conducting the political orchestra. Maestro Rothmann saved the night, as usual.
*When the right-wing echo machine has issues with the press and complain about fairness, they refer to it as the "Mainstream Media"; when said MM breaks a story unfavorable to Hillary, Democrats, et al, then suddenly "The Mainstream Media" is just fabulous. What a coincidence.
*I had an October surprise: the hooker that I gave a card to in Union Square called me. She's scouting new material.
*I'm not even a professional political pundit but I'll bet you this: The news that hit Friday will not move pro-Hillary voters to the Donald; not in ANY way. It may make some Independent voters (all 10 of them) simply not vote for either of the scoundrels. Remember, the Electoral map hasn't moved much and its that map that actually elects our next POTUS. Assuming Hillary doesn't declare war on Canada she will win the White House.
*The crowd at Trump rallies chanting, "USA,USA, USA!" generally don't have passports.
*CSNBA: Wonder bread with cable lights.
*KGO Radio: KNBR's bitch.
*You know here I thought the 2000 Election was a circus but this 2016 deal is a night at the Opera. Times 20.
*BREAKING NEWS ALERT: My sources tell me a new video will be leaked showing Donald Trump french-kissing Darya Folsom.
*Chip Franklin Update: Chip's going to be talking about the health benefits of okra next week; Nikki will take to the streets and ask people if they eat enough broccoli too.
*Brian Copeland Election-Day Special: "Race matters in the Electoral College."
*Ronnnnnnnn has a busy Election day: his manicure/pedicure after the show then to Nordstrom for purchase of new ten short-sleeve animal shirts; dinner at North Beach Restaurant. Life hasn't been this good since the days with the secret brunette!
*My chief strategist, Joel Murray, has advised me to stay on message.