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 *Jan Wahl: 42 ounce porterhouse with a couple baked potatoes and Yorkshire pudding, "hey waiter, can I get extra butter?"

*Liam Mayclem: mutton chops, pureed onion, garlic chips.

*Darya Folsom: 2 pancakes, lots of butter.

*Gasia Mikaelian: bowl of cheerios with a banana, extra soy milk in decaf coffee.

*Jana Katsuyama: a bowl of boiled kale; tofu scramble; glass of water.

*Ronnnnnnnnnnn Owens: toast.

*Brian Murphy: extra corned-beef sandwich with mayonnaise; potato salad imported from UCLA culinary institute; a cheesecake that when you take a bite, makes a sound like a human voice: "Go Giants, I love Lee Hammer."

*P-Con: extra crispy southern fried chicken; grits with mustard sauce and a 1-gallon vanilla milkshake with 8 glasses of Guinness and 3 cartons of American Spirit.

*Kate Scott: white rice, no salt. 1 rye crisp and soy seltzer because wifey likes same.

*John Lund: foot-long hotdog, rare.

*Damon Bruce: Buffalo stew, 3 shots of Hennessey and chocolate pudding.

*Chip Franklin: Atlantic salmon steak alone on a porcelain plate delivered express by My Rich Uncles.

*Gary Radnich: blackened pork chops with extra pepper and a Bentley-shaped bowl of asparagus --chocolate ice cream.

*Larry Krueger: home made enchiladas with a tub of butter and Felipe Alou's homemade chili sauce.

*Joe Hughes: day-old peanut butter sandwich left in the KNBR-Cumulus cafeteria by an intern named, "Spots".

*The 3 or 4 guys on the FM Sports-only station: baked Alaska --Juneau, to be precise. Market 289.

*Don Kollins: Montreal bagels; plain. Toasted too.

*Aaron Pero: Dungeness crab;  caught, November 2015.

*Jon Miller: Larry Baer's extra cha-cha bowl. Pound of garlic fries.

*Krukow: Larry Baer's extra ballpark cheeseburger and a KNBR intern named "Courtney."

*Kuiper: 600 bags of peanuts and Larry Baer's sloppy seconds.

*Flemming: Uh, Krukow's uneaten cheeseburger provided Larry Baer approves.

*Lee Hammer: A cheese pizza with sausage that looks like Larry Baer.

*Tracey Watkowski-Silva: Reggie Aqui's third Kasper's hotdog with some chips and a week's worth of tweets.

*Larry Baer: Every AT&T female usher and their kale salad (provided they paid for them)

*Brian Copeland: See's candy with Byron Allen autograph.

*Natasha Zouves: turkey on rye, lots of mayo.

*Lee Jones: pistachio soup with engineer chili. Miller's second beer.

*Tom Tolbert: every known beer ever served at McGhee's.

*Ray Ratto: 16 taco trucks parked outside 3rd street including the 4598 tacos inside. Ted Grigg's six-pack of Diet Coke.

*Audrey Cooper: a plain tuna sandwich with unedited Wonder bread.

*Rusty Simmons: Copy and Pasted linguini with clam sauce. Edited.

*Greg Papa: Raiderette Ravioli, Silver and Black spinach.

*Ross Palombo: Talk like a pirate eggs with plain oatmeal.

*Hank Schulman: "Fuck off, asshole!" toasted almonds; cup of ginger ale.

*Rich Lieberman: "Hey, can any of you people pop for a paid subscription to 415 Media?"

*Tim Kawakami: A blocked-Twitter cheese fondue with Lowell Cohn imitating Damon Bruce chowder.

*Mark Ibanez: Leslie Griffith high-heel artichoke heart salad with some spicy salsa.

*Fitz and Brooks: Less-time lasagna.

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