I HAVE A TROLL who sends me e-mail and repeated comments (duh!) that I concentrate too much on the past; that old-school media types that once broadcast in the Bay Area were not that great; in essence, move on, you asshole!
Well, for starters, you move on, asshole, I never put a gun to your head and make you read this, go torture yourself and listen to Murph and Mac on the KNBR "Morning Show."
The truth is you readers dictate the action here and I know you'll agree: what a pathetic market, what amateurs, what posers! Sure, nationwide is no different but the Bay Area is the clubhouse leader. We have so much shit here; a wasteland of pathetic losers; drug-infested jerkoffs who talk utter total nonsense and are nothing more than dime-store quislings --a 415 Media cesspool inundated with talent-impaired vermin who import pretend-to-be news and sports anchors devoid of craftsmanship and talent. Welcome to San Francisco.
Our radio is DEAD, long ago kidnapped by the Cloud Company broadcast mafia who KILLED the finest radio station in the world and whose prime cheerleader, the insufferable Ronnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Lowenstein Owens who today sounded like crap on KGOne Radio and has on a another no-talent hack; the boorish, obnoxious, cad, Jason Middleton, a South Bay heathen who has all the authenticity of a Union City Arbys. Much better off, Jase, having affairs--your broadcasting is atrocious, I mean, it really does suck, pal. Ronnnnnnn has you on now because his other bitches, Copeland and Ryan Scott, are busy with their impending Modesto radio stardom, but keep kneeling, Jaaason.
SF MEDIA: wow, how awful. The Chronicle is wasting away; its prime function now is to pimp real-estate sites and click-bait its way to marginal traction; the print paper itself would be more useful to inherit the bird poop, but that would be disrespectful to all birds. A few months ago Hearst was sandwiched into propping up a lower-level female exec; she is now EIC and naturally the paper continues to suck and bleed red ink; Hearst seems to be fine with that because not only is the paper garbage, its rank and file hates Madame Cooper because she knows shit about the newspaper business and has the chutzpah to refer to bloggers as "no real journalists"; really, Audrey? Yeah, only real journalists copy and paste press releases and use them in the sports department, sorry, my bad.
I'M JUST GETTING STARTED...
Really, try as hard as I can, I've given up on KTVU. Forever condemned and dispensed to the Oakland Zoo and awaiting trial for charges of mass mutilation of a public institution --congratulations to you too, FOX, for doing to Channel 2 what Cumulus did to KGO: If it ain't broke, let's fix it! God, what geniuses --these are the same assholes who'd fuck up a wet dream if they could.
Yo, KPIX? It's really scary when one of your best anchors is Snow White. I think its time, Danno, for another experiment in the morning; maybe your hiring source-- Hawaii Craigslist --should be thrown out; it might be best to actually look at videos of your future talent. By the way, any more blonds or women of color reporters/anchors/weather guessers on the horizon? Doing real well in that category.
Vern Glenn? I love you man, but seriously ..Vern? Be YOU, VERN! Stop acting like the Bentley guy; it's grating on the eyes and ears; Dennis? God, it's a nice thing you're good looking otherwise you'd be selling shoes at the Walnut Creek Nordstrom, but hey, life is a miracle.
KGO-TV: Home of the 2016 "Steve and Eydie" show in the morning. I wonder if they'll TWEET that? Bill Burton, I heard the last time you wandered into the newsroom, George H. W. Bush was president...Now be careful, Trixie; it's about time for one of your best reporters to be snatched away by Kevin Keeshan --NBC Bay Area: your home for wayward former KGO employees.
KRON: Guilty on ALL charges: Execution Date: June 19, 2018. Televised and sponsored by the Gabe Wolenski Outdoor Furniture Store; BREAKING NEWS!: Aaron Pero has finally been axed and is headed for Al Jazeera Toleda as its HR manager.
HOLY COW, what a TOTAL DISASTER!