FOR 20 MINUTES on KNBR Wednesday Morning, the alleged "sports" talk hosts talked/joked (who the hell knows) about their penis size. It was all pretty much small talk because sports never entered into the equation; that's a foreign concept to The Bleeder especially 9- Noon.
Thanks to satellite, I can hear sports talk shows. They actually talk about sports. Each is specific to the sport, but they don't spend time talking about limp dicks. That's you Fatnich and that's why the new weather lady on KRON4 don't want any part of your vienna sausage.
ReplyDeleteApparently these two prima donnas think they're imitating personality radio, like the 1960s when KSFO was a real radio station. Meanwhile, Jim Lange and Don Sherwood are spinning in their graves.
Kay Tee doesn't know what she's missing.
ReplyDeleteHmph...I know one thing KaLezz is missing right now...and that's some ASS!!!
DeleteMurph and Mac are the worst in that regard. Some mornings I feel like I'm listening to a music station.
ReplyDeleteAnd Murph nearly wet himself the other morning when he found out some sportswriter that was on the show went to Youkla. Full Dude Overload, dude.
I was thinking the same thing listening to them the past two mornings - especially bad. More and more, I found myself tuning to 95.7 because it's not such a promo station for the Giants. They actually talk about other teams than the Giants, Niners and Dubs. Tolbert is the only host that ventures talk on teams farther than the KNBR signal goes.
DeleteI agree with 11:39 AM. Chad, Joe, and Lo talk more about sports than Murph and Mac. Lo makes me cringe sometimes when he ventures away from football, but Joe is in-your-face analytical and hard-core.
DeleteBut did they talk like Pirates???
ReplyDeleteLarry: "Hey Gary where did Lorena Bobbit keep the severed penis?"
Gary: "I don't know Larry...where?"
Gary: "In a Jaaarrrrr".
Now that's comedy!
Cockadoodle Doo!
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, Gary Claimed To Have the Bigger unit because he sleeps with the sisters?
ReplyDeleteI guess we should all go back to talking about boob size?
ReplyDeleteOr great legs in mini dresses, like Trish "the dish" Regan..... (FOX)....
DeleteLeave Trish alone. She is mine! Violate this rule, I cut your dick!
DeleteTrish needs to do a special report on Jenny Craig.
DeleteGare likes to dip his hot dog in chocolate.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a hard, long discussion. It grew because Headman Dykes was coming to talk ball and give the shaft to the negative vein coming from media members regarding stud QB Jared Goff's hand size. Gary and Larry couldn't fit it all in because they had to go to commercial, but they promised to cram the rest of it in at back end of the next segment.
ReplyDeleteI barely make it through 30 minutes of Gary and Larry (which by the way, is about 9 minutes of actual talk, which by the way, is about 3 minutes of them actually talking sports). The other 21 minutes are taken up by commercial ads for car dealerships, rich uncles, mattresses, law offices, etc...
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the occasional forays into other subjects, that's part of what Radnich is all about. There are plenty of other formats out there to choose from if you just want supreme dedication to sports.
KNBR in general - just too many fucking ads and all of them more irritating than the last. That's why I listen less and less. And if you really want to barf, try listening to even 2 minutes of Murph & Mac - the most obsequious, infantile babbling on air in the Bay Area. UNLISTENABLE!
What baffles me is KNBR damn well knows that the intelligent Bay Area sports fan feels their programming is wasted air. It's all bullshit. But what they care about are the hard hats and the zombies who swear by whatever they say about Buster, Colin and Steph. I can't believe how many people think these fart mouths are the most intelligent people in the Bay Area sports media. Most of these assholes aren't qualified to hold Bogut's jock strap. They get what they know from the newspapers, which is scary enough. Until this kind of thinking changes, you'll get more commercials, more fluff, more asskissing, more tool sucking and more puke from KNBR, The Sports Bleeder.
ReplyDeleteEven when Murphy was beat writing for the Chronicle, I never considered him a very good writer - competent, sure, he could convey the goings-ons from the game the day or night before. Ratto and Tolbert are heads and shoulders above the other hosts - yeah, they can get silly, but I enjoy their senses of humor. The other hosts not so much. There's a reason Gary and Larry and Rod and Fitz are on during the middle of the day - that's listening time for dolts and old folks or people who have to drive most of the day for a living and are into sports. As a sports fan who's had to travel for work a lot, overall sports fan knowledge starts spiking around Chicago and rises as you go East. By and large, West Coast sports fans are pretty uninformed. Sometimes I listen to KNBR and know more about current sports than the hosts - that shouldn't ever happen.
Delete95.7 the Game has a couple of know-nothings: Guru and Zachariah.
DeleteHow about it Gary and Larry do a live remote from a Burger King, try the grilled hot dogs, and see where the on-air conversation goes. Gary "Does yours taste as good as mine?". Larry "Let's find out".
ReplyDeleteDid Gary mention if he was a shower or a grower?
ReplyDeleteGolden State Warriors. Biggest sports story in the nation. Barely talked about on Radnich and Krueger's show. Maybe one brief segment, tops. Gary's excuse - everyone else is talking about them. They keep winning - it's too boring. Maybe if Clay started dating a Kardashian things might change.
ReplyDeleteEast Bay JAPs for Trump 2016!
ReplyDeleteHe's just the right size!
I find the photo of the wieners tucked in the buns very arousing. Mustard would only make it much, much worse.
ReplyDeleteThe subject of their penis size really is small talk!
ReplyDeleteRadich is huge because, frankly, he's nothing but a dick.
ReplyDeleteMust have been a SHORT segment Cmon guys how many male enhancement spots are on KNBR? There has top be some "samples" laying around Hammers desk....
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