Tuesday, November 17, 2015

More 'Breaking News' From KTVU and the Chronicle: Dewey Beats Truman






"Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated." --Pat McCormick, unlike Generalissimo Francisco Franco, is still alive and not dead.

Sumtime Wong again at KTVU --the Chronicle too.

Meanwhile, in other news from Jack London Square and 5th and Mission:

Dewey Beats Truman!

Bang di Ow!

15 comments:

  1. he is putting the old band back together...
    Dennis...Elane....Leslie....the drunk reporter...

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    1. USMC Gunnery Sgt HartmannNovember 17, 2015 at 5:35 PM

      Holy Dog Shit, what the Fuck is going on here?!? What is that? What the Fuck is that?!? Private Pyle!! A jelly donut?!?

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    2. You forgot the Mexican fella on sports

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  2. I am wondering how they could screw something like this up. Who told them he was dead? Was it someone claiming to be a family member? Was it someone trying to prank the station? The laughs you hear are the other stations roaring at how stupid KTVU looks right now.

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    1. Supposedly from his son who supposedly got the news from Pat's wife.

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  3. In other news: SF Gate is still dead.

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  4. Maybe a FOX got in the henhouse...

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  5. This is what happens when you cut staff. No one to check facts. Looking directly at you Dana, Greg, and Rupert.

    Also, Ross Padumbo is the worst hire at KTVU since the Cold War.

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    1. They didn't cut staff in the newsroom among "producers" where this shit takes place. 98 percent of the mouth breathers in the newsroom now are just meat bag paperweights....
      THAT is why this stuff happened and will happen again.

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    2. Except....
      This shit was happening long before FOX and the re-alignments.

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    3. 9:09am...yes it was....read my post....it says nothing about Fox....Cox was just as culpable. The point I was making is the cheap rookies and others that are there who have "failed up" have no concept of gravitas.

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  6. Wolf Blitzer and his pet monkey, JeebusNovember 17, 2015 at 7:48 PM

    This Just In!! Your Ass Fucken Stanks!! Call CNN!!!

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  7. I grew watching Pat and remember Humphrey Hambone. I met them once when they made an appearance in Pleasant Hill in the early 60's

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  8. Does nobody fact check these things? Yes, I've answered my own question.

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  9. It's properly been re-named "fact-chucking," and it's "trending" on "social" media.

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