Yo, You People Behaving Badly --your tormentor, KRON's Stanley Roberts announced on his Facebook page that he had apparently suffered a stroke. But he's OK --as OK as anyone can be suffering a stroke.
Take it easy, Stan and get some relaxation on the agenda and the heck with the speeders on Fifth St.
*Anyone can have an affair --yes, nobody's business, even if you're a SF TV anchor who should know better than putting your personal info on a credit card to Ashley Madison.
*A certain KGO Radio announcer this (Saturday) morning on the closure of the Bay Shore Freeway: "It's a good thing the 49ers are playing in Denver." Yeah, but the Giants are playing a few miles up the freeway at 1 PM. Might be good to look at your Bay Area sports schedules.
*Speaking of the Bay Shore Freeway PG&E/Power accident, could you have imagined if that had happened at commute time?
*Early on, I knew something was weird watching the Giants game Friday night when all of a sudden the scoreboard went kaput and the players looked to the skies: Friday Night Lights.
*Where was Journey Friday night when we needed them? When the lights go down in the citay.
*That loudmouth reporter who tried to pick up the hot brunette at Grumpy's Thursday night should know better. His girlfriend was at the bar only a few feet away sipping her 3rd Corona --fortunately, there was no lime in the bottle.
*The conspiracy nuts are out in full force: How did that crazy guy know the TV gal and her cameraman would be at a live shot at 6: 45 in the morning? Uh, he worked at the station--seems he probably knew how to call the Assignment desk and inquire about certain business.
*As I write this it's spritzing outside and feels like 72. Welcome to San Francisco, New York in the late summer.
*I'm clinically depressed but operational which means I can deal with all the shit --for now.
*Damon Bruce, of 95.7 FM 'The Game' once again went off on the SF Bay Area market. "This is such a soft sports market." Damon, I've been saying that for years and everyone said I was a jerk. Welcome to the club. Free brisket for Damon.
*If you place pineapple on a pizza you should be locked in a room and forced to listen to the KNBR Morning Show.
*Question: If you're in the bathroom doing your business and working Twitter, would it be that you're twooping?
*Vester Flanagan --eerily, the makeup of a 21st century Rupert Pupkin. Sort of.
*Jennifer Hodges, late of KGO Radio, was swooped up by King Swanson and is now tonsiling in the South Bay for KCBS.
*Miller and Krukow--on NBC Bay Area--now that's A-Rate. The two other guys? Meh. Perfect for cable.
*A perfect Saturday: Breakfast at Miller's East Coast Deli listening to KCSM.
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