A martini isn't martini without gin. Bombay Sapphire best way to go. I'll take at least two olives. Scratch that I'll take a Heifenwisen and a shot of Maker's Mark...
Actually a classic martini has gin not vodka. It's a simple fact dummy. I prefer vodka over gin anyway. But if you want to make up your own drinks, fine, have skinny this or skinny that with your skinny jeans.
Start off with a Heineken or two then graduate to Seagram's & 7-Up...ah yes, something nice...& hire Christine to scoop up the fresh piles of crap from the driveway. Then, I'll throw peanuts at her as she cleans the grill!! Eeeeee!!
Point of reference: If it's a Martini made with Gin, it's a Martini. If it's made with vodka, it's technically called a 'Vodka Martini'.
I'll start with a classic West Coast Double IPA, with a shot of fine Whiskey on the rocks on the side. Then a Kamakazi made with fresh lime juice. Follow it with a good Tequila. Do 20 sit ups and a dozen jumping jacks. Have a shot of Jaeger, followed by a nice glass of port. Run in circles with my forehead on a Baseball Bat. More Tequila. Pass Out. Wake up. Have a Bloody Mary.
On wait, I'm (vaguely) remembering a college party.
I'll just have a Fresca and a glass of ice water. ;)
I like to start with a nice antipasto salad. It has lettuce, onion, olives, artichokes anddd olives. Then I wash it down with a nice cold Budweiser. Budweiser....the king of beers.
Shot and an ice cold beer please. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteI'll have a whiskey sour please. And thank you!
ReplyDeleteA martini isn't martini without gin. Bombay Sapphire best way to go. I'll take at least two olives. Scratch that I'll take a Heifenwisen and a shot of Maker's Mark...
ReplyDeleteNothing worse than a beer/wine/drink snob. Let a man, or woman, drink whatever they damn well want. Glass houses.
DeleteBless you 5:22.
DeleteThe only thing I'd demand is that my Martini be made with gin.
Actually a classic martini has gin not vodka. It's a simple fact dummy. I prefer vodka over gin anyway. But if you want to make up your own drinks, fine, have skinny this or skinny that with your skinny jeans.
DeletePitcher of Bud.
DeleteA glass of Stoli and the remote control please.
ReplyDeleteA full glass.
Start off with a Heineken or two then graduate to Seagram's & 7-Up...ah yes, something nice...& hire Christine to scoop up the fresh piles of crap from the driveway. Then, I'll throw peanuts at her as she cleans the grill!! Eeeeee!!
ReplyDeleteI don't drink anymore however if I did I'd have a Jack Daniel's over...
ReplyDeleteRemembering the days when we had a full bar in a file cabinet...at the assignment desk.
ReplyDeleteWe could smoke in the newsroom also.
That's when men were men!
Haven t heard much about Ralph Barbieri lately, do you know how he is doing health wise? I hope he's hanging there and doing OK.
ReplyDeleteI sure do miss that man on the radio...
I'll have the old website, please.
ReplyDeleteRrrrrr, I'll have a pint of your finest German Beer, & no pretzels, goddamit!!!
ReplyDeleteA freshly squeezed wheatgrass, carrot, ginger, beet, celery, and parsley juice. Tofu and high fiber vegan-based appetizers.
ReplyDeleteDoes this bar have adequate bathroom facilities?
Are the bathrooms ADA compliant?
DeleteThe American Dental Association is in the bathroom business nowadays?
DeletePoint of reference: If it's a Martini made with Gin, it's a Martini. If it's made with vodka, it's technically called a 'Vodka Martini'.
ReplyDeleteI'll start with a classic West Coast Double IPA, with a shot of fine Whiskey on the rocks on the side. Then a Kamakazi made with fresh lime juice. Follow it with a good Tequila. Do 20 sit ups and a dozen jumping jacks. Have a shot of Jaeger, followed by a nice glass of port. Run in circles with my forehead on a Baseball Bat. More Tequila. Pass Out. Wake up. Have a Bloody Mary.
On wait, I'm (vaguely) remembering a college party.
I'll just have a Fresca and a glass of ice water. ;)
No pool tables? I'm out.
ReplyDeleteI like to start with a nice antipasto salad. It has lettuce, onion, olives, artichokes anddd olives. Then I wash it down with a nice cold Budweiser. Budweiser....the king of beers.
ReplyDeleteHarry
DeleteOnly if you sing, Take me out to the Ballgame, drunk off your ass once again.
A Manhattan, please.
ReplyDeleteI'll have a glass of White Wine...Keep the change, and thank you...
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