Sleeptrain Radio--
50,000 watts announcing mattress sales; describing various mattress features; listeners call in and ask unique mattress question; Sleeptrain has its own media outlet and can save money on advertising budget; KGO/Cumulus gets to sell off money-losing station for multi-millions and get complimentary temperpedics for staff and interns.
Think of the promo ideas: Ronn Owens could broadcast live from his own mattress right there in the store!
It's not only a ticket for a better night sleep--it's profitable!
KGO & Sleeptrain-a perfect marriage! they both put me to sleep!
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, Ronn Owens could broadcast live from his own mattress at his own house!! It'll save money & he'll never have to leave!! The lazy jew bastard.
ReplyDeleteFunny how clicking on this post loaded 3 mattress ads on the side of Rich's website. Wait...4...one didn't have pictures of a mattress.
ReplyDeleteAny hot women left at KGO radio? I'd pay to watch Heather Holmes, Vicki Liviakis, Rosemary Orozco and the hottest Bay Area weather gals do the news and/or weather on a mattress. They have no credibility left anyway so it is worth a try. The ratings would certainly rise.
ReplyDeleteDo NOT give them any more ideas. "Mattress 8-10" ... OMG ... Infomercials.
ReplyDeleteThey might as well switch to "Radio Disney" for Kids.
Hey kids, .. Ronnnn 's favorite disney tunes. Coming up next !
Actually would boost the ratings.
Who says they can't meet the target demo.
Why not? That's what KTXL-TV 40 in Sacramento was before the existence of the Fox Network- a 24-hour advertisement for LaBrie's Waterbed Warehouse. It worked for TV40, it can work for KGO!
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