Thursday, December 4, 2014

Top 10 SF Bay Area Female TV Journalists I'd Like to Get Smashed With

 TOP 10

1. Roberta Gonzales--KPIX
Notes: relaxed, fun, and eager to talk turkey. Probably very wacky and quirky too. I'm guessing top-shelf margaritas.
 
2. Allie Rasmus--KTVU
Notes: couple of Coronas and a shot of Cuervo--mass giggle-fest. Loosen up the hair.

3. Anne Makovec--KPIX
Notes: Two Buds. Jukebox time: play some Donald Fagen.

4.Juliette Goodrich--KPIX
Notes: 3 glasses of Kendall Jackson cab, some peanuts and kooky conversation. Forklempt!

5. Justine Waldman--KRON
Notes: Bud Lite, screw the glass. Talk shop. Badabing!

6. Lyanne Melendez--KGO-TV
Notes: Martini straight up, Kettle One, very dry, olive--conservative type, just a guess. Guarded.

7. Cristina Rendon--KTVU
Notes: Looks like a party gal. Smart, a bit wooden: two Coronas, two limes --some Stray Cats, please.

8. Christin Ayers--KPIX
Notes: Dom. I shout: "Hey, bartender? Leave the bottle." I'd have to sing some George Benson. OK, I'm cool with that. She's very suspicious and guarded. She needn't be. I'm worth the wait. (Confident).

9. Leyla Gulen--KGO-TV
Notes: Sierra Nevada. Probably likes Maroon 5. I'd tell her that at least she didn't play Train. Three giggles. One more for the road.

10. Vicky Nguyen--KNTV, (NBC Bay Area)
Notes: I sense urgency. A quick vodka tonic. Gone, take care. Maybe it was intense criticism of We Investigate. She smiled at least.

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51 comments:

  1. I'd be fascinated speaking with any journalist with the features in the picture. I'll even pick up the tab!

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  2. We hear Jan Wahl would like to meet-up with you at Tommy's Joynt. We suggest having the turkey legs as an appetizer. A couple of Bud Lights to kick off the conversation. Music, well it has to be Perry Como and Sinatra. While you're whispering sweet nothings in each other's ear in the back corner. we wouldn't dream of disturbing you. Let the romance blossom.

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  3. What about Gasia?

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    1. Sounds like a disease of the digestive system

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    2. If it sounds like a disease of the digestive system, that is OK. If it sounds like a venereal disease, pass.

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  4. Roberta can talk turkey, AND sports too! If someone gives you guys trouble, Hockey Mom/Ironlady Gonzales and Kung Fu Goodrich can kick their ass.

    In the retro category: Tarilyn Joe, Suzanne Shaw, and Leslie Griffith.

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    1. Margo Myers, Leslie, Elaine Corral based on her IMDB photos from 2000, and of course Anna Chavez

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  5. sexist much??? SHEESH!!!

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  6. She is out of the area now, but I'll bet it would be fun to knock a few back with Marla Tellez.

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  7. I like my KRON woman. Annie Hong,Viki,Cathy,Erica. Next might be Frances Dinglausen and some Indian spicy food in Sandya..ch5 Michele Greico. Gee,I would hate to find out she doesn't feel the same for me!. Ama Daetz..tantric. Uhuh.
    Oh yeah- Laura Anthony. I got the cuffs to show her some ethnic male dominance. Make her vulgar down and dirty secret dreams come true.
    Blondes- any one of them.
    All that international woman in one month?. Best month ever it would be.

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    1. No Pam Moore or Alicia Radnich?

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    2. Of course I would do bible study with them..

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  8. Sexist beyond belief. Trite beyond repair.

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    1. Please follow and read the link...

      http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/12/04/The-Sexodus-Part-1-The-Men-Giving-Up-On-Women-And-Checking-Out-Of-Society

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  9. I would include Gasia. Such the Armenian beauty. Nice eyes.

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    1. I'm a little burned out on Armenians since...well, you know who...

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    2. But admit it, Gasia is far superior to that group.

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  10. When I hear that adjective, I think of David Niven raising a fluted glass of white champagne, while a leggy blonde bird almost slides off of his lap. "My Dear, we are going to have a SMASHING good time tonight, just you wait!"

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  11. Not even an honorable mention for Liz Cook? I'll bet the guys at KPIX would agree with you.

    Have you noticed this week, at the end of 5pm news - that light and airy time - that none of the guys will even look at her, Paul talks to Ken; Alan talks to Paul, but nobody even looks at poor Liz. Some bad blood brewing there.

    (Let's face it, she is a nincompoop)

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    1. best face on local tv!

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  12. Rich, you scoff at people when they ask you about certain females as if such a question was beneath you. Then you post a mess like this. Yeah, you can play it off and say that you have a sense of humor and your detractors don't. Honestly, though; are you bi-polar?

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  13. I'm sure they're all *honored,* Rich.....[cough-cough]

    (Plus you left off the most fun and sexiest of the bunch...Noelle Walker.)

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  14. God, this is pathetic. I hear your sophomore home room teacher calling.

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  15. What, no Jones Lee? Sipping Champagne in her luxury car on a getaway to Tahoe for the weekend! How exciting! Champagne would explain the constant giggling.

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  16. What, no Christina Loren? Or hasn't the restraining order expired yet?

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    1. Echo this one. She's the sexiest thing to ever appear on bay area TV

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    2. Have you seen her in person? Clearly no.

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  17. I like these occasional beauty contests. Nothing wrong with adults sharing their appreciation of God's gift to men, that being women with a substantial Va-Va Voom quotient.

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    1. Not only that, some women seem to think that men can shut down their hormones whenever they choose. It doesn't work that way.

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  18. What about the mother of all MILF's? Rosemary Orosco. I sense she's all class, therefore Grand Cru Burgundy would be on the menu. Of course we would start things off with a vintage grower champagne before moving towards both a white and red burgundy as we dissected the current state of affairs. Aaaagh, that was a real sigh I just experienced :)

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    1. all body, less face

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    2. She does not have back.

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  19. My choice: Karel in a wig the day after he's fired from KGO (which will be soon); he'll do anything for a dollar.

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    1. But honey, what to drink on that date? I would say Thunderbird would ne the drinj du jour!

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  20. Yikes! SO comforting to know that women have broken a few glass ceilings, but despite their brains and talent, some folks will only consider their "hotness."

    Depressing!

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    1. Auntie L

      Are you sure your not Auntie Flo.

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    2. My only criteria for selecting which TV news channel to watch is based on how attractive I find the females on the station. Unless their production values are just awful, why would I use any other reason? The local news is the same, so the only reason to watch is the ladies. I watch different stations at different times of day and weekends versus weekdays solely because of who will be on. And I'm not trying to be snarky in saying this, that's just the fact.

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    3. exactly. well said.

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    4. 12:25pm - exactly my thoughts!

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  21. I'd be trying to drink milk straight outta the tap!

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  22. I pity the fools who claim they are grown ups and still drink bud, bud light, coors, etc etc. Probably on holidays you drink miller and two buck chuck.

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    1. Hey hey hey, dude, don't knock 'Chuck'. I'll bet if I served you some of their varietals from a $15 wine bottle, you wouldn't catch the substitution. Their stuff is plenty respectable.

      I'm with you on the "piss water" beers though.

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    2. Nothing wrong with a good old American light beer every now and then. Get off your high horse. Nothing worse than a beer snob.

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  23. 11:45
    Any milk coming from the "tap" in the above picture....would surely be tainted by extremely high levels of silicone.

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  24. Between the post and the comments, I've had drinks with 4 (gotten 'smashed' with 2) ladies on this post.

    Fun times had by all.

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  25. Hell no - you're all wrong. HAS to be Leslie Sbrocco... she looks like a WHOLE lot of fun, and those cute snaggle-teeth... Mmmm Mmmm!
    Gasia also... oh man. And Ama Daetz..and Kathrine Heenan - you can't beat the experience (wait - thats PanAm)

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  26. I truly do believe Leyla lives in a castle under a rainbow and has butterflies that flutter about her all the time. She must sip on Singapore slings while fancy tail guppies nibble on her feet as she soaks them in pools of champagne that is surfaced with petals from lavender roses. I can hear the faint sounds of Tchaikovsky in the background with lip plumper and bubble gum strewed about. She gracefully casts her shadow as she pirouettes though the grand halls that are encased with tapestries and oil imageries of noble greats. Magnificent tall double doors that are just as wide grant permission only to the sweet aroma of a summer meadow that slowly creeps by.

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  27. Leyla is a skeleton covered with skin. Damn do you really think you look good?

    One tip eat!

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  28. Christina Rendon, I can see her moving over to the anchor seat soon. She has done well covering on the noon news.

    Allie Rasmus, I have met her, really nice and seems really down to work.

    Annie Makovec, She must have had baby weight cause she lost a lot of weight and looks good. Met her once briefly.


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  29. Rich, I must ask you this:

    Were you ever a chubby chaser?

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