If I'm the "dough boy", as alleged "entertainer", Chuck "Karel" Bouley called me, he's the Goodyear blimp, or in his case, the Hindenburg.
*KGO Radio: You want masochist guilty pleasure: listen on the weekend. Especially at night. An unintentional belly-laugh a minute. Production gaffes, outsourced traffic dummies mispronouncing city and highway names. The "MACA-carthur 580 freeway" is the latest gem. Seriously, Saturday Night Live on the radio airwaves.
*More Karel: "I don't know anything about baseball or football." No shit, Sherlock? I was about to think you were the second coming of Vince Lombardi.
God, you're such a fucking disgrace. Go grace a red carpet and bury your ass once and for all.
*KTVU News is milking its Fox/Channel 2 Giants World Series affiliation and that's fine--it's a big deal in town. But doing inane reports and repeating the same, tired, visual fan minutiae outside the ballpark and inside various bars has become truly embarrassing for this once-revered Bay Area news giant. How sad, how funny to watch. Guilty pleasure top 10.
*Mark Ibanez wearing sunglasses: what, the Don Johnson retro-look? Baaad look, Marko. Topping it off: while Ibanez was sporting sunglasses with black casual top, Joe Fonzi alongside went all-business suit and tie. Looked like a pair of American Idol contestants...Truly, the one thing you'll see ONLY ON 2!
*The World Series is pretty much being ignored outside SF and KC. That's why you're getting "celebrity" interviews with Jeff Foxworthy.
*Both Frank Somerville and Julie Haener were part of the pre-game, KTVU live show from the ballpark. It was Saturday afternoon at 2 PM. Somerville and Haener were IN THE STUDIO!! at Jack London Square; huh? --Somerville in suit and tie and Haener business attire --would have looked a bit more sensible if they were at AT&T Park, common sense would indicate that but truly whoever was producing this show must have been smoking some nice doobies. MAJOR Guffaw --MAJOR GUILTY PLEASURE!
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