Friday, June 20, 2014

KNBR Morning Show Frat Boys 'Murph and Mac' Secret War With World Cup Diva, Kate Scott!; 'Pig Vomit' Hire has KGO/KSFO Staff Reeling; Friday Summer Start

 Murph and Mac --that wondrous happy-talk KNBR duo in the morning on 680 AM have been waging a SECRET WAR! against High Priestess and Cumulus STAR, Kate Scott!


The Frat Boys are OUTRAGED! over Scott's star power and growing influence at THEE Sports Bleeder, an environment  that has even the Opps Manager, world-famous Lee Hammer, worried.


Hammer has tried to form a detente between the boys and Ms. Scott--even to a point of arranging Cumulous-sponsored secret lunches at an undisclosed restaurant neat AT&T Park.


Said a big staffer at 55 Hawthorne: "She's clearly gotten under their, (Murph and Mac), 'skin!--They sound 'lovey-dovey' over the air, but this is WAR!"


According to well-placed sources near the Cumulus/KNBR lunch room, a new FEUD! has emerged: Scott is a HUGE! World Cup fan and INSISTS that TV monitors inside and outside the studio REMAIN! glued to the Futbol action while the Boys want Giants games highlights from the previous night and MTV Retro!


** KGO/KSFO heads drooping as 'Pig Vomit' descends on 55 Hawthorne!


Staffers reaction to news of new radio big suit hire, 'Pig Vomit' Metheny makes his way to the station on July 14. Word is the hire hit the newsroom at KGO like a lead balloon! Stay Tuned!


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18 comments:

  1. Kate Scott is more entertaining than the two dickheads, so more power to her...

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    1. Kate "Diva" > pop culture rehash. Drew Remenda fired and these two knobs still pull a paycheck? Life is unfair.

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  2. Howard Stern must be laughing his ass off over the Pig Vomit hiring !!!

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    1. You are probably right, but Howard, by now, thinks nothing of Pig Vomit except, maybe, when Howard has to wipe his ass ... like he did with Metheny at Dubbya ENNNNN BEE CEE, as he did with "Mr. Imus" as well.

      I sure hope that Dr. Evil's Pig Vomit furniture is inflatable for easy U-Haul packing. Metheny will be looking back in the rear view mirror on the way out as happened so many times before.sooner than later as what's left of 55 Hawthorne rank and file leaves the building.

      I hear that the copy machines are spinning in overtime over at Kinko's with a tsunami of resumes and long lines are forming for postage at the post office and Fed Ex.

      This is not to be a marriage in Ops Mgr heaven to be made. When the creator came up with the name "Idiot", he had Randy Michaels and Kevin Metheny in sight

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    2. You think he cares?

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  3. Rich, what has happened to Veronica de la Cruz and this 10pm "change" to the news. It's still Elizabeth Cook and still the same old dreary newscast it's been.

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    1. Sources say Cook has de la Cruz tied up and gagged and locked in a closet.

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    2. 11:14,

      Lucky Veronica. There are men who would pay big money to have Liz do that to them!

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  4. Are you sure your source isn't just trying to stir up shit? I know that's the kind of stuff you've been focusing on lately, but it sounds suspicious.

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  5. Let them fight it out. My money is on Scott via guillotine choke. Then stick all three on a cruise ship to radio nowhere, never to be heard from again.

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  6. "Cumulous-sponsored secret lunches at an undisclosed restaurant neat AT&T Park." Talk about creating a story about nothing...In other words, they went out to lunch together.

    Maybe they are clashing, maybe they don't get along, who cares? This is supposed to be big news?

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    1. Inquiring minds want to know when the bigs go out to lunch and then take in a ball game.

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  7. Imagine being a KGO/KSFO employee and googling your new boss. In 2010 Robert Feder wrote "If Kevin Metheny wasn't the worst PD in the history of Chicago radio, I don't know who was. Arrogant, aloof, stubborn and contemptuous of the legacy he inherited, the man known as "Pig Virus" nearly destroyed one of the greatest brands in American broadcasting by alienating hundreds of thousands of loyal listeners and breaking bonds of trust that had endured for more than 80 years."

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  8. Kate "Condescension" Scott is a big reason people are put off soccer in the first place.

    Entitled female canine.

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  9. I listened to Murph and Murph this week for the first time in about 2 months. Here are my impressions:
    -Kate is gay and wants you know.
    -Murph is also gay, but doesn't want you to know.
    -Paulie is willing to be gay if he can keep his job.

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    1. Excellent post! Good laughs!

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  10. I can't stand pics of Kate. She always has that shark face look.

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  11. I'm a daily listener of KNBR's morning show. Once in awhile I'll switch it over to 95.7. The two hosts have sure been talking to Patrick Connor a lot more than Kate the last couple weeks and I wondered why. When she isn't saying something obvious or agreeing with Brian Murphy, she's saying something stupid and that doesn't make sense to a 14-year old sports fan. Maybe in your lower Haight bar filled with millenials who play in kickball leagues in Golden Gate Park they wanna hear about soccer, but not on KNBR.

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