Friday, March 21, 2014

KRON's PBB Reporter Stanley Roberts Gets MFed by Crazy Alameda Woman; Questions His Anatomy; 'Stick This Camera Up Your Ass'

 Our dependable KRON shit-disturber extraordinaire, Stanley Roberts--he of the "People Behaving Badly" dept. had quite a day at the office, this time in quaint, Mayberry-like Alameda.


While the police were hunting down stupid people driving too close to the crosswalks compromising  citizens ability to navigate the streets, sure enough, a cop nabbed this one sweet and sensitive lady and Stan found his paycheck for two weeks.


Enjoy and get out the popcorn, bitch!


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33 comments:

  1. Ah yes, let's be politically correct and just say "I'm not surprised".

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  2. And we wonder what's wrong with America.

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    1. "And we wonder what's wrong with America."

      Every time there's a mass shooting in a suburban school or movie theater, Europeans wonder the same thing.

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    2. @2:45 European's wonder alot more than that. Such as why we're the only nation in the world that doesn't secure our borders.

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    3. @4:30 PM
      Or the only developed nation in the world that is obsessed with guns and has abnormally high rates of violence. Europeans certainly wonder more about this than your border issues.

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    4. The most violent american cities are liberal strong holds and guess what....they have the most repressive gun laws. More deaths per year due to legalized abortion than gun violence by a longshot. Again, it's the liberal cities that abort at the highest rate.

      What do the Europeans think about those facts? Who cares, they're too busy demonstrating government obedience and over paying taxes.

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    5. 6:34 PM, your post is rife with gibberish. And yet you ask what Europeans think of your "facts." First, try presenting some instead of parroting wingnut stupidity.

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  3. Baby momma. "know whut m sayin Bret?"

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    1. She said "Breh" not "Bret."
      According to the Ebonics Dictionary 2014 Edition, "Breh" is short for bretheran or brother.

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    2. @1:27 That's so "ratchet". I heard that one for the first time a few months ago..I was like wtf?

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    3. Ha! Wrong on both counts...lol?! She was saying take the camera outta my face "Bruh." Which is slang for "Brother."

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  4. I wonder how many of my tax dollars she gets every month. Just keep voting Democratic and its "all good"

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  5. Her Mother must be sooooo proud! Obviously she's racist against large Black men.

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  6. Do they still have the 4th of July Parade in Alameda?
    Rich go find out and get back to me ASAP.

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  7. All I can think of when watching this clip is Steve Carell in the 40 year old virgin. Around the :58 second mark it gets really funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKPn-RFmWG8

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  8. Is this the same fat slob Stanley Roberts who a couple of weeks back was caught using old footage from Los Angeles sideshows and tried to pass it off as an Oakland sideshow? This self hating bastard always highlights the stereotypes. I'll give him props when he travels to Antioch to get in the face of the buck toothed trailer trash who live over there...

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    1. "Self hating bastard"....."Buck toothed trailer trash"......what's with the brown on white hate? Such a shame. MLK would be so unhappy. Rev's Jessie and Al would be happy tho....that's how they make their money

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    2. You tell em 12:39. I wouldn't put it past Roberts to stage the whole scene cause he's a secret Dick Cheney operative. God damned tea party sympathizers!

      We should form a group where we stick up for our own kind and despise all the others...who's with me?

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    3. Hey 12:39 I like how he photoshopped a new Alameda County Sheriff Deputy Patrol car in the old footage that was clearly staged in Los Angeles. Damn he really is good.

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  9. Lets be realistic here. Alameda isn't Mayberry and neither is San Leandro or Hayward,all of whom I hate driving in their "downtown's" This new retro thing of 3,000 pound cars have to yield to a pedestrian who likes the power trip of making cars stop rather then wait for the cross signal of a green light has to end.
    A real rat race feeling taking over driving in most of the inner eastbay is taking over as Police and City officials falsely believe car drivers have god like ability's to judge when somebody will step off a curb,how fast they cross..and then keep an eye out for other several ton vehicles at 35-50 mph posted.
    When will we admit bikes are for the countryside? And get off this "rights" thing they have too clog streets? Same for walkers. I cant even stand they can change lights by pushing a button. SO,why cant they wait like the rest of us for lights to change??
    This revenue enhancer doesn't make anything safer or saner. Nothing.

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    1. Amen Stan! I sometimes disagree with you, and sometimes find your posts enlighting but this post is spot on. I agree 100%.

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    2. Thanks 438. I want to see the environmentalist who tells me why a pedestrian who pushes a button is helping mankind by making 10 cars,2 buses, and 50 people in total stop and idle at red, only burning gas for no movement. How is that helping the air quality too?
      The light is red and your on your cute little bike and cute little bike shorts and cool shades or walking...why cant you wait like the rest of us? WHAT is asking so much of that?..Give me a button in my car to turn lights green!...

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    3. FYI, the Alameda speed limit is 25mph not 35-50. 25 isn't a safe speed downtown IMO.

      You're right about the majority of "casual" bike riders but the hard core 2 wheelers generally know being dead right isn't good.

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    4. Let's see; you don't like when a pedestrian crosses against the light or when the cross after pressing the button for the walk signal? Perhaps a trampoline system would be better suited?

      A lot of lights are set up to sense when a car is approaching, not a pedestrian. Also, many lights are not set to be long enough for a pedestrian to cross and time is added when the walk signal is in effect.

      Don't blame pedestrians on a "power trip" (are you out of your mind?) for the way the system is set up.

      I learned one important thing from your post; I do not want to be a pedestrian anywhere near where you are driving.

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    5. Bay Area police departments with any unsolved hit & run cases might want to have Forensics take a look at the front of Stan's car...

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    6. Don't need trampolines 651. Just wait for the light to turn green like the rest of us do. Or, are you special?
      And I don't buy into the local "Mayberry" downtowns are for strolling that CITYS push, because Mayberry had 120 people (count the people in the credits,it could be half that!)...not 200,000-800,000. Simple math.

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    7. Mayberry was a fictitious town...50 years ago...ya idiot.

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  10. You've got to admit that Stanley Roberts always "wins". He got a great style and presence of mind. Sure, KGO has Dan Noyes who does an expose now and then but it's Stanley Roberts who always has the interesting stuff. Stanley Roberts always makes the issue real clear. It all so simple with him that everybody can understand it. He packs a lot of punch into what is probably only a 2 or 3 minute segment.

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  11. Damon Bruce Is The SuckMarch 21, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    MOM!

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  12. Well this video sets back black people. The stereotype gets stronger with that big lipped bitch going off on Stanley Roberts. Baby, shut your ass. You did wrong. You yapped on your cell phone while driving and you disobeyed the law. You got busted. What do you do? Take no accountability. Typical. Thanks to you, good black people have to suffer for your stupidity and selfishness. Congratulations.

    On the other hand, Stanley Roberts is the best thing on KRON4. It ain't that fat egotistical bitch Jan Wahl...the fat beached whale known as Radnich...and definitely not big boob Darya.

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    1. I disagree. The best thing at kron is Jackie Bennett's RACK!

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    2. This charming young lady is an idiot, who happens to be black, not because she's black. She doesn't make an impact on this white guy's perspective of black folks. Good and bad in all races. I'm neither all good or bad.


      If you can handle some honesty, the racially divisive antics of Obama, Jackson, and Sharpton lowered my confidence of blacks in a general sense more than the woman in the clip. Too much racial division for me. Again, good and bad in all races.

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    3. Hell ya! The best looking weather guesser in the San Francisco market!

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