We're supposed to meet at 9 sharp at a quiet place in the Marina. Just drinks. An hour, tops, maybe a little longer. It's a bit of a different template here because she happens to work in local TV news--a newbie. She sent me an e-mail saying that while she enjoys 415 Media
you can make it better without having to resort to cheap, sensational pictures. Huh? I told her I didn't get it. She then, out of the blue, tells me she'd elaborate one day over drinks. I said Thursday night. She immediately said OK. And she's hot too and appears to be snot-free. I told her this was all unique and that to meet in a quiet place might be deemed risky. She ignored me and said let's just gather and sip some cosmos. And of course, yes, we had to act and look incognito. I told her I'd oblige so as long as she was reciprocal. She's hip to that. I don't know her, obviously, but I trust her. For now. And she's hot and gorgeous too which is a plus. This smells like a set-up but I'm too smart for that. I'll meet her. It's proper protocol. For now.
Nice fiction. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteRich - aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams?
ReplyDeleteI'll give you credit for having the nuts to share your wet dream.
ReplyDeleteFinkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Just be careful.
ReplyDeleteNice imagery, almost like a short story. By the way, one year ago Manti' Teo and his Invisible Girlfriend were on the top of Twitter trends. What ever happened to him. I don't follow sports unless they become big stories like O.J. or the Hernando Boy now locked awaiting his trial for murder. Did Manti Teo ever get accepted by a national team, and if so, how did he do? I'm looking forward to seeing Tim Tebow as a commentator pretty soon. Tim is also friendly with the agnostics, so he should do well.
ReplyDeleteDon't go, It's a setup!
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's a wet dream, per se. Secretionly, I think Rich wants her to sneeze on him. I'm (s)not kidding.
ReplyDeleteRich, That kinda read like a Bogart Soliloquy..
ReplyDeleteAre you SURE it's a Woman?
ReplyDeleteI visit a lot less because the blog has turned into a hot, sweaty, sexual fantasy for you. It is creepy. If you are ever on a media discussion panel, I will tell you the same thing to your face. It's not clear who your market is besides horny men but you clearly have dismissed and disrespected women.
ReplyDeleteHe's also into buggers now, it seems...
DeleteDoes your therapist read this blog? And do you at least get to pick out the color of his new-every-year-thanks-to-you Jag?
ReplyDeleteRich, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You need to get laid...go out and find a gal...and quit wasting time on your blog with the juvenile fantasies. We want to hear the exclusives and the 'dish,' not about your wet dreams!
ReplyDeleteRich, we know you like women. Most of us guys like good looking women. But we don't care to read about what you think about good looking women in the media. It's not interesting and it's not a strength of your blog. Give us your takes on the stations, your breaking stories. ..that's what we want to hear. If I want to look at pretty girls, I'll pick up a copy of Playboy or the SI Swimsuit issue!
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