The 9/24 blind guys should be sent to a Lodi Walmart immediately and forced to eat recalled hot pockets.
*Joan Lunden and her assisted-living spots. Maybe she should have a tryst with David Hartman.
*Kars-for-Kids: This is too easy and convenient, but truly this radio excrement has got to stop someday.
*Alison Janney and her Kaiser "happy endings." Yeah, I have an idea: Let's strive to rid the world of this nauseating" campaign lest we're all forced to actually join Kaiser.
*Pacific Coast Termites: I'm rooting for the termites.
*ALL solar commercials: I never thought I'd hate the sun.
*ALL Gold commercials: It dawned on me these self-righteous dickheads seem to run spots on right-wing has-beens programs. There's a certain symmetry there.
*1-866-24-7-499999999999999999999995-4995: The jingle is irritating enough but the 7867th time they play it, you still don't know what the hell they're pitching--I finally figured out it was some alarm company. I'm rooting for the burglars.
*Every KNBR promo: "KNBR, knbr, KNBR, knbr, KNBR...." Very creative, Cumulus creative dept. Maybe they should steal your money.
*Sleeptrain: I got your temperpedic right here, pal.
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