If in doubt, write a column about your cat. Jon Carroll of the Chronicle is fond of this practice, like this, for example.
Or, to be more timely, today's feline entry.
Not again! Yes.
And again. We're beginning to see a pattern here.
I have nothing against cats. They're cool. Any animal that shows true independence is a friend of mine.
I just wish Carroll broadened his repertoire. Meow. Even Morris would be appreciative.
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