What are we to make of headlines?
Do real people eat tofu?
Is it sacrilegious to say you don't care?
Why do people put pineapple on pizza?
Channel 2 paranoia and KPIX dysfunction.
Managers get promoted and get to be consultants.
Why do you all aggravate yourself? I don't want to cause you ill health.
I think a good burger is grilled, not fried.
Was there an issue about some athlete coming out?
"Kenneth, what is the frequency?"
I don't care.