Really wanted to post a story tonight, but was called late and was begged, forklempta, begged to walk the red carpet at the Plotsky Theatre in the Tenderloin--where the new musical, "Guilty for Gefelte Fish" opens tonight! The producer called, and I'm like, what's an entertainer like me to do? I told Mr. Golderwyer that I wanted this all my life and so, yes, here I come.
Like buttah! I'm forklempt! And please, honey, when coming down, keep in mind, it's FREE!
You do know I AM a celebrity and have always dreamed of a walk down the red carpet, honey! In fact, if you really want to get a glimpse of me, stop on by and do take pictures. If you can't make it, the local access channel, "Budda Budda" will televise it and it can be seen soon. You will witness me and my dream of not only posting the news, not merely behind the ropes, NOW!, on the other side--OMG! Honey!
The Red Carpet? I'm forklempt! Please...stop and cease what you're doing and join me. You will never forget this special night and I walk down the blogger lane and show you all my fantastic girth! Got that, honey? Better than buttah!
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