Well, let's see.
In the first 20 minutes of his show on Saturday, Karel said:
"Clint Eastwood is an old senile man."
"I bleed KGO. I let Dr. Bill Wattenburg hit me. I let him. Why? Because I love KGO. I love it so much, I can't watch it die."
"Mrs. Eastwood, I know you listen and are a fan of mine, I love your husband's movies, he used to be smart, now, he's having an Alzheimer's moment. You need to slap him."
In his opening statement, which made Karel look and sound like he was on waaay too much of self-medication, he revealed:
"Some radio bloggers are idiots and morons (giggle, giggle). I don't care what hate you have against me, I LOVE IT! I LOVE THE ATTENTION YOU GIVE ME YOU MORONS! You are JEALOUS OF MY being on the red carpet this week and you can't stand it for my being a celebrity!"
Wait, wait, wait. Stop tape. Just stop the damn tape ... especially since we, the people, were accused, again, of taking "my comments out of context" as he kissed up to Pat Thurston for dissing her to his producer in last week's last exciting episode ...
He professes to know all about "traditional marriage." He hates Chick-Fil-A, and says that people who eat there are A-Holes. (Yeah he did. "Too many oils and chemicals for me. You people are morons and idiots." (OK, score one. Just fucking brilliant and original).
Karel's girlie producer said at the second break, "Good job ... you're on FIRE!" Yeah, right. Take this you racist bigot pig. You just aren't fun. You are a moron, a screamer, a disgrace to your gayness -- no matter what you say you "like about the attention."
Restart the tape:
"And you people are just jealous because for the first time in my life, I was able to walk the red carpet at the Pantages Theater in LA this week. Jealous. That's all you are."
OK, hold it again. Listen, you little schmuck -- let's remind you that YOU pawned YOURSELF regarding the play "Memphis" which you saw ... for free. YOU promoted YOU being on the red carpet way over any publicity for the show.
"You don't like my show? There's the dial."
The moron promoted HIMSELF for being on the red carpet and, no, he was FAR from the celebrity star at the freebie. Stoning virgins? Romney funds hatred through his 10% anything, holy underwear, polygamy, you are going to hell! Including you, too, Clint Eastwood!" "Me? According to the 15 hate texts I have receive, I will burn in hell. I DON'T THINK SO ... and I'll take it."
Even animal talk. "Scorpions. That's what Republicans are. Scorpions. They are evil. That's what they do. The people that support him support his evil."
Really? Who died and made this SCHMUCK an informed political hackmeister? No, I'm not saying that Romney is "so right" for us in November. This a-hole, Karel, preaches the same exact way that he blames everyone for being. "Romney will risk nothing. He is risking nothing. The Congress is taking five paid weeks off. Five, five, five weeks off paid vacation." Look, dickhead, Congress, using our taxpaying dollars, have been taking vacations for re-election since the beginning. You are more fun than watching loose poop in a punchbowl.
What a hack. What a whackjob. And yet ... it's so sick.
"Can I stop after this hour?" he asks his engineer, Dominic at the :45 mark, like he's just done the Billy Graham Revival. "Sure," the engineer says ... you got a two hour song to play?" "Sure I do, I will find it right here!" as the little idiot primps and protects his "vocal node."
Good going, Cumulus. Karel loves Chic-Fil-A. I can tell.
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